Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

[Ghost Dog]

It's funny he bashes YouTube for wanting to clickbait when he already did with calling Gran Turismo a feature length PlayStation advert.

[Kugelfisch]

Quite Brave New World of the algorithm to be able to suggest what it prefers and take this loser by the hand, literally telling its preferred titles.
Yet this moron, who is assblasted on the dailyyyy baby please about his lack of understanding of the algorithm, sees no clue in it and instead thinks it would make for a great, snarky X post - something he earns no money with.

[Rapeculture]

Serious question:

Just when the fuck will his parents kick his ass out of their house? As far as we can tell, this nigga doesn't have a regular job. It's pretty fucking shameful that all he can do is cry like a little bitch on Twitter about how people aren't watching his bald pedophile ass talk about movies.

[Kugelfisch]

Never. He doesn't have a job. He is fairly candid about it, moping about his own uselessness.
I find him peak amusing but can you imagine the table talks? Imagine having this fucking loser moan about his incompetence to you every single day. Because you know that's the only topic ever.

I'm a spoiled single child. I will readily admit that I've had an easy life so far. But even then, I couldn't imagine still bumming at my parent's and whine about not being able to life self-sufficiently from my profession over ten years in. That's a crazy thought.

I wouldn't take a rope, only because I can't even imagine being that fucking incompetent at my job. It's like every day is the first day for Maffew and he never learns.

[Oengae]

Film Bald wouldn't neck himself. He'd spend more time snarking at bad noose-tying tutorials or sadposting about how he's gonna do it in hopes of someone begging him not to than actually doing it.

[Kugelfisch]

Oh he won't. But not for the reasons I wouldn't. For me, it's unimaginable to suck ass that hard after so many years.
Maffew won't because, despite the complaints, he is supremely comfortable with the way things go. He doesn't have to work, doesn't have to grow up, makes market unviable products without any consequences and always has someone to blame besides himself.

He loves being value Spoony.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's funny he bashes YouTube for wanting to clickbait when he already did with calling Gran Turismo a feature length

But he does it with the eloquence of a true critique de cinéma.

Just when the fuck will his parents kick his ass out of their house?

They can't. They don't have a loicense for that.

[Ghost Dog]

Oh Mathew, always wanting to shittalk without anyone finding out about it. The guy wants to bash CA for limiting the amount of midrolls people should in videos while mentioning in the same thread a video that talks about how Youtube videos has too many ads. It's almost like if people have to deal with too many ads, they will just put on adblocker instead.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

>Still following the ad standards of his former overlords from a dead site
You go, boy. Let no one keep you down.

[Le Redditeur]

The BLIP BLIP BLIP era is the only time in their lives where the INs felt a bit of happiness (due to being overpaid for garbage, unmonetizable content). It's their own version of Going Through Dark Times.