Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

[Complicity]

I haven't seen the Rob Pattinson Batman

Imagine The Dark Knight, but so boring that it feels 4 hours long, filled with white man bad/blacks oppressed propaganda, the Joker replaced by a stereotypical white and autistic incel, Bale's Bruce Wayne who pretends to be a shallow playboy to hide his true identity replaced by a lonely emo faggot, Michael Kane's Alfred replaced by a bland boomer, Gary Oldman's Gordon replaced by a bland nigger, Cat Black Wahman being half asleep during the whole thing excluding the scene in which she calls Bruce a privileged white male, and the final message of the movie being "Batman can be more than a crime fighter, he can be a democrat!".

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

#NotMyBlackWoman

[CuckTurdginson]

Jizzneys trying to get Robert Downey back.

[Le Redditeur]

Is that desperation I see coming from the House of Mouse?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I wonder how they'll do it?
Will they just yank a new Tony Stark from a different multiverse or timeline? That's just about the most low-effort way to resurrect any character (aka it keeps happening relatively often in the comics).
Will they adapt that one storyline where Tony had a backup AI of himself? That story would sadly have to involve Riri Williams aka Ironheart.

[Kugelfisch]

Either way, they will have to offer him "small nation GDP" levels of money for it.

[CuckTurdginson]

They pulled off getting Harrison Fords ass for Episode 9.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Only because they also promised him to kill the character.
I don't think the fans would like Tony coming back for one movie where he does nothing but ensure the audience that Reeree Williams is the superior Iron Person.

[CuckTurdginson]

That was seven. He has a cameo in Rise of Skywalker.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Ah yes, the Force Ghost that isn't actually a Force Ghost. Wonder how many millions they had to give him for those few seconds.