I want to be a nobody

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I think I missed the joke of this thread.

That just means it's not too late for you.

[Le Redditeur]

This thread is a reminder of how bad things can turn if you dwell too much into autism.

[BloodKnightDollfie]

If only you knew how great things could be. I don't mind shooter_andy, we have clashed multiple times in the past on the old spoony experiment forums, unless he's ascended to a higher level of reviewing, I can dispatch of him quite easily. I see a path forming. It must be fate. In order to establish myself as TGWTG canon, I must collab with either Lee, Sean Fausz or Film Brain. Unfortunately, Lee is very reclusive, and the presence of Dena shielding him. Ideally, I would like to formally collab with Coleev and in that way be considered another Still Gaming Spinoff show, but there are multiple options.

Film Brain in particular has caught my attentions. He is not so far out of reach and very desperate at the moment. I think he out of all the low tier channel awesome would be most open to collab with an indy reviewer such as myself. If I can somehow convince him to collab with me in a Bad Movie beatdown review, I will finally be entered into the TGWTG canon and the sky is the limit.

My dream is within reach, it's like God himself is guiding me and delivering all the elements I need. Autism is what separates man from beasts. Moviebob would not be where he is today without the many blessings of autism. Likewise, Lee would have never created Coleev and so on. Autism is the essence of humanity, so many wonderful things have resulted from this misunderstood affliction. In our case, I NEED MORE AUTISM if I am to become a being fit to be inducted into that illustrious group.

[ebin namefag]

Don't forget about Drepressi Cunt and her advanced sympathy bag technique!

She should cut Holly's bag over her head.

[AdorableOtter]

Yo yo yo, let me tell you a story
'Bout BloodKnightDollife and his quest for glory
He wants to collab with the big dogs of TGWTG
Lee, Sean Fausz, and FilmBald, oh geez

He thinks he can take down Shooter Andy with ease
But if he messes with all those guys, the universe might freeze
Picture this, a cucumber thrown so hard
It breaks the time-space continuum, leaving us scarred

And then there's the battle dildo stuck in a cave wall
Causing earthquakes and tsunamis, destroying it all
The vodka and ganja flow freely, like a river
As BloodKnightDollife and FilmBald collab, what a quiver

Flying rubber ducks fill the sky, causing a stir
As BloodKnightDollife ascends, becoming a connoisseur
Of all things autism, the essence of humanity
But beware, my friends, of the end of all sanity

For when the universe collapses, and all is gone
BloodKnightDollife will stand tall, singing his song
Of how he became a part of TGWTG canon
And how he caused the end of the universe, with his plan on

So be careful, my friends, of what you wish for
Or you might just end up like BloodKnightDollife, forevermore

[BlueberryRagamuffin]

Have you tried being an e-thot?

[AdorableOtter]

Have you tried being an e-thot?

Hey, BlueberryRaggaMuffin, have you ever considered teaching BloodKnightDollfie how to be an e-thot? He could use some guidance on how to handle creeps online and how to build a good reputation in the business.

You could show him how to use a cucumber and other things to keep his audience entertained. Also, don't forget to let him know how important it is to promote himself and get publicity.

Perhaps you could even teach him some pole dancing skills or how to twerk like a pro. And if he's serious about it, you could introduce him to your laser hair removal guy.

Just think about the possibilities! You could celebrate your anniversary as e-thots together and show the world how talented you both are. Cheers to that, my girl!

[ebin namefag]

You could celebrate your anniversary as e-thots together and show the world how talented you both are.

We need DHI e-thot anniversary movies.

[BlueberryRagamuffin]

Have you tried being an e-thot?

Hey, BlueberryRaggaMuffin, have you ever considered teaching BloodKnightDollfie how to be an e-thot? He could use some guidance on how to handle creeps online and how to build a good reputation in the business.

You could show him how to use a cucumber and other things to keep his audience entertained. Also, don't forget to let him know how important it is to promote himself and get publicity.

Perhaps you could even teach him some pole dancing skills or how to twerk like a pro. And if he's serious about it, you could introduce him to your laser hair removal guy.

Just think about the possibilities! You could celebrate your anniversary as e-thots together and show the world how talented you both are. Cheers to that, my girl!

I'll do all that and more for 10 American dollars.

[Le Redditeur]

Got banned again from Something Awful, eh?