Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Jul 29, 2022 5:02 pm

You know those especially cringy weebs who bemoan that they weren't born a Japanese? I have the same thing, except with having sisters.
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Jul 29, 2022 5:47 pm

Uguuboi wrote:
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I've never met a siscon that has a sister
Loses its allure very quickly when confronted with reality.
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Le Redditeur » Fri Jul 29, 2022 8:24 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Fri Jul 29, 2022 5:02 pm
You know those especially cringy weebs who bemoan that they weren't born a Japanese? I have the same thing, except with having sisters.
It's like having brothers, except you have to deal with their dolls instead of their action figures.

The mom suffers most, because boys tend to admire their moms more no matter what, while daughters are much more critical of their appearance and fashion choices.
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by ebin namefag » Fri Jul 29, 2022 9:55 pm

Uguuboi wrote:
Fri Jul 29, 2022 4:54 pm
I've never met a siscon that has a sister
They could have shitty sisters and want something better.
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I assume the big crossover here is autism.

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Complicity » Sat Jul 30, 2022 12:22 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Fri Jul 29, 2022 5:47 pm
Uguuboi wrote:
Fri Jul 29, 2022 4:54 pm
I've never met a siscon that has a sister
Loses its allure very quickly when confronted with reality.
Imagine growing up up with @DepressionStreetshitter, SARAH WILSON and Rachel the Warthog as your sisters.
Luba as your (single) mother, and MarzCunt as your aunt.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Jul 30, 2022 6:52 am

Sounds like you'd neck yourself long before you could grow up.
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by wulfenlord » Sat Jul 30, 2022 3:45 pm

Live Wire Xxxxtream Terror ~ Streams of May 2022

Kept ya waitin', huh? :3

Since no-one was man sperg enough to continue the torture (looking at you @Tony - and pibbs, your book report is slacking, too)... so I will take up the mantle. Though for my own sanity I will keep only brief cliffnotes and mainly keep track of his sycophants opening their wallets.

First, for continuity, a recap of how our savior returned to us mortals, from pg. 3710 of this esteemed thread:
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But with only Jizzcircuit-Jackson, Executioner__Andy and VegetasGurl84 by his side, will there be enough ass-pats to give him the strength to make him return?



First foray of the day: Pathologic 2 - Electric Juggalo

- I dunno, from zapping through gameplay it's like a first-person Sanitarium or some shit. Lots of story, and pointless walking around, so Noah has lots of opportunity to role-play as a crazy person from the game. Oh, how funny... I need a drink.

In the boring slog of an hour of his rambling I counted between 150-160 Dollars, and saw MandaloreGaming as a prominent guest watcher.

Next: Exapunks - some Shadowrunny-hack-the-matrix-indie shite



MVPs of the stream:
- some inbred icelandic faggot donated 3000 of his crowns (~25$), and one "Steven Bunting" wants 100 American Dollars to go directly to THAC0, though "T Gore" shits out 100€ and thus won the dicksucking contest.
- Noah left with around 350 dollars for Mountain Dew and Scooby snacks.
- No Cuckson in sight, but seeing as he got donations from fucking Iceland, it had to be in the middle of the night.

Next are 3 hours of Blasphemy - a 2D SoulsVania




- some 390 bucks spanning the two videos - Most diligent cockslobberer: "K.E.L. Hoftaniska" with 200 norwegian crowns (come to think of it, this time there are 5-6 nordic donations present)
- reappearance of Hooters__Andy

SMT: Strange Jouney - 3DS ching-chong-RPG



- Steven Bunting returns with 50 quid to cram in Noahs thong, but all in all, he only made it out with 150$ for the whole stream, and in the second hour the donations were completely dried up

On the end of May, 5 more hours of Ynscryptyon, yay




- cockmonglers: Glenn Dodds with 100 bucks
- special mention: at around 1 hour of the 2nd vid a Wild Warthog appears.
- All in all only ~280 future-yuan for the most effort he had in years. Spoony, Schnuckelchen, you need to wait for your paypigs to get their next disability cheques.

Future outlook:
Coming up next, this dickwad streamed around 16 hours in 11 sessions over the course of June, and further 6 streams in July, which I will definitely have to split into at least 3 sum-up sessions. So, be prepared. And afraid.
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Complicity » Sat Jul 30, 2022 4:19 pm

wulfenlord wrote:
Sat Jul 30, 2022 3:45 pm
I dunno, from zapping through gameplay it's like a first-person Sanitarium or some shit. Lots of story, and pointless walking around
Sanitarium had a more interesting story.
It's the shitty remake of the first game, and you can play as only one of the three characters of the first one.
A lot of walking and pretentious dialogue in the first one too, no wonder commie idiots like hbombergoon love it.
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saw MandaloreGaming as a prominent guest watcher.
That boring faggot. He may be friends with Sseth, but he's very likely a BLM He/Him Support Current Thing boomer.
wulfenlord wrote:
Sat Jul 30, 2022 3:45 pm
one "Steven Bunting" wants 100 American Dollars to go directly to THAC0
Now Boss will kill the poor dog out of spite.
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Sat Jul 30, 2022 3:45 pm
- special mention: at around 1 hour of the 2nd vid a Wild Warthog appears.
No Razorchu? Damn.
wulfenlord wrote:
Sat Jul 30, 2022 3:45 pm
On the end of May, 5 more hours of Ynscryptyon, yay
5 hours, and he hasn't beaten the game yet? What a retard.
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by RedLine » Sat Jul 30, 2022 4:33 pm

So about $1000 for the May streams? Be interesting to see if it falls over June and July.
And what kind of extreme dark times must someone be suffering to give Spoony $100 for a stream at 2AM on a Tuesday?

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Jul 30, 2022 4:40 pm

The ones that make you want to sit around with a torn plastic bag over your head.
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