Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[casual pleb]

*Or* I've been happily married for many years, and we treat sex like a fucking playground of fucking. It's awesome. And if your only metrics for sex are "paying for it" and "nymphomaniac whore," you're a clown.

If it's really that good, why you're wasting your time bragging about it on this forum and trying to insult others?

To my knowledge, happy people don't go around throwing childish insults at others, they don't need to prove to others that they're happy - they just know it.

You're obviously trying to convince that all is really good and dandy more yourself, than us, while your marriage is probably falling apart and your wife is probably fucking some big dick black dude on the side, which she met in one of her "yoga classes"

[Guest]

Maybe, take a seat

No chair can withstand the Rachel's 1-ton bulk.

This chair can endure Justin's ass. It's far more durable and strudy than we think.

[wulfenlord]

Those aren't Playboy bunnies.

Fixed that for you.

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[Guest]

This chair can endure Justin's ass. It's far more durable and strudy than we think.

Must be reinforced titanium.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Don't tease me like that. You know I can't buy these on KrautSteam.

[Guest]

>all that shit from the other retard

>all this shit from this retard

The two of you really seem to be trying hard to win ASS' 'DHI's Biggest Retard' trophy. Nobody cares what your sexual appetites are.

[Guest]

' 'DHI's Biggest Retard' trophy.

Any other rewards for winning?

[Guest]

' 'DHI's Biggest Retard' trophy.

Any other rewards for winning?

A ban and a swift kick up the arse if you're annoying enough

[Newhalf]

Why does Spoony, the least productive lolcow, have the fastest growing thread?
I can only imagine because most posters are long time Spoony haters or ex-fans, kinda the same thing at this point I guess.
It's probably complicated.

[Guest]

Why does Spoony, the least productive lolcow, have the fastest growing thread?

Because it's the designated off-topic. And because we talk about Warthog and Spanish Sperg and all the other associated losers around Spoony