The Angry Video Game Cuck

[Liar Revealed]

Can't believe Rex Viper just signed a record contract with Atlantic.

You know what's BULLSHIT!? That guestpost!
Only Asslick Records would sign Rex Viper.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Jamesy was probably thinking that more strings in guitair just means more power, as if he was buying phone with bigger storage or something. Muh strings! I can play anything now!

Would've been better with that one string "guitar" from the TNMT band:

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I mean, it just looks cool.

[Guest]

I mean, it just looks cool.

[Dehbashi]

Yeah. He got kicked out even if he won't say it.

[Guest]

You know what's BULLSHIT!? That guestpost!
Only Asslick Records would sign Rex Viper.

You don't believe major label would sign in for shit like this? Just look at incompetent anti-music shit like Steelwing, Lancer or Helloween since 90s. And let's not even get started with pop kids shit.
I wouldn't be shocked if some fuck from Nuclear Blast called Bimmy for a 3 album contract, but he told them to fuck off, because he has no time.

Yeah. He got kicked out even if he won't say it.

Yeah, I feel for him. Ctrl+c, ctrl+v is a really heavy work, both physically and metally, so no wonder he is tired. And for 2 years, of course he deserves vacation!

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Everything about these two tweets screams that this is an IN to avoid. Jeebus, just type "woe is me" and get it over with.

It's like if Jimi Hendrix and Freddie Mercury fused into one perfect being of rock.

[Kugelfisch]

Seems like Newt can't even fall on the sword without copying.
Bla bla dark place bla muh mental issues bla bla will change and get help bla bla. Read that shit a dozen times from cancelled INs over the years.

[RAPEMAN]

Labels are dying if not dead. Some desperate agent probably knows about AVGN and his bosses seen Jame's viewer count so they signed them up.

[Guest]

You know what's BULLSHIT!? B.S.

Gotta let dem adbucks flow.