Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They run in terror because their bodies can't handle the fire hydrant he has between his legs.

[CuckTurdginson]

Its a Tyler Durden situation where Brad is both the cuckee and the cucker. Turns out he was hallucinating Tyrone the whole time.

[Liar Revealed]

He generally has pretty good taste in women

I mean, yes and no. They're relatively attractive, but usually damaged, stupid, or both. Not the kind of girls to marry.

[Guest]

He generally has pretty good taste in women

No. He likes 3DPD.

[TheManWithNoPlan]

Exactly. Doge and Rob.

He generally has pretty good taste in women, with the exception of Jake's dangerhair. Even Violet seemed like a nice enough girl. He's clearly the x factor, these bitches get to know him and run for the hills.

He’s gotta shove them on camera for his fans to gawk at when they clearly have no desire to talk about some random piece of shit film at midnight.

[Guest]

you don't marry a trophy bitch just to keep her on a shelf

[Kugelfisch]

I mean it worked out well. Laura absolutely broke Lupa. The unhinged harpy of ancient times still hasn't and will never fully recover from that.

[Le Redditeur]

If Laura's divorcing Brad was the catalyst for Lupa marrying Ghostbusting Manchild, then Laura deserve a statue. Or better yet, a sex doll made in her image, with her real-sized tiddies.

[Guest]

They are going to be so miserable together, living in the same house together. I give their relationship two years before she tries to cancel him.
Laura doesn't just deserve a statue, she deserves a fucking Nobel Prize

[Venomous Masculinity]

Wait, Luba and Failass are actually getting married? I thought that was all shit posting