Movie Thread

[Guest]

How's The Mist book? I remember the film being pretty good (minus the grimdark edgy tryhard ending), especially in b&w.

Gay boomer shit.

Everything Steven Kang writes is gay boomer shit.

[rabidtictac]

Stephen King is a massive hack. I liked The Shining and hated everything else he's touched, including The Stand.

The Pet Sematary movie was kinda ok, but I bet the book was lame. Maximum Overdrive was not good at all, but at least the movie did entertain. It's sort of like a shitty version of They Live.

[Dehbashi]

It's funny because Steven King directed Maximum Overdrive because he was bitching about people like Kubrick and his handling of The Shining.

[Guest]

Everything involving Maine is gay. It's impossible not be gay when Maine is involved.

King sucks shit. I remember all the idiots crying about the Dark Tower movie being a travesty because the books were so rich and well-written. Fuck off with those lies straight to hell. King isn't even on the level of Dan Brown, but because he's an obvious pedo he was made famous with adaptions of his terrible coke-fueled fever dreams. The best King adaption was probably The Stand, which takes a hard turn after just a couple episodes and becomes gayer than that queen who bullied August Ames into hanging herself.

[Guest]

Just finished Johnny Depp's City of Lies. For those that don't remember, it's the detective story about Notorious BIG's murder that got cancelled a couple years over distribution issues (and Amber Heard's filthy thot attack).

Not bad at all. BIG has a song that plays over the end credits and you occasionally hear some old interview snippets of him, but it's not a movie about rap. It's a legit detective movie, and is much more timely now because it's about corrupt LAPD cops that the main character isn't allowed to investigate because they're black and the city is in turmoil over race because of Rodney King and OJ Simpson. (It's set in 1997 and 2015.)

[Tony Schiavone]

>best King adaptation

[rabidtictac]

Wait, Stephen King made that? I thought Arnold wrote the story himself to his exact tastes. How else could it be such a perfect Arnold movie?

[Guest]

Wait, Stephen King made that? I thought Arnold wrote the story himself to his exact tastes. How else could it be such a perfect Arnold movie?

It's very loosely adapted from one of the Stephen King novels he didn't write under the name Stephen King because he wanted to see if he could still sell without name recognition. You know, exactly the kind of thing JK Rowling did by pretending to be a man (ironic, given her current viewpoints)

[Guest]

Stephen King wrote the Hunger Games?

[Old Black Man]

Wait, Stephen King made that? I thought Arnold wrote the story himself to his exact tastes. How else could it be such a perfect Arnold movie?

It's very loosely adapted from one of the Stephen King novels he didn't write under the name Stephen King because he wanted to see if he could still sell without name recognition. You know, exactly the kind of thing JK Rowling did by pretending to be a man (ironic, given her current viewpoints)

>pretending
British men are the masters of drag.