Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

[Guest]

The problem with the insulation theory is fat doesn't do shit for damage mitigation. The fat is already crushing his organs. If you want more proof, surgery is often fatal for deathfats because their bodies can't withstand the shock of being cut open. If they can't be operated on safely in a medical environment, hooked up to machines, then how can they be protected from a stab wound?

I think the 'no surgery on deathfats' has more to do with the fact that they're difficult to anaesthetise. All that fat absorbs the anaesthesia, so they have to use more and more of it, which often means the deathfats have difficulty waking up from anaesthetic.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

And don't forget that there's much more shit in the way for a surgeon, be it extra layers of fat or the ever-popular grossly enlarged liver.

They'd just fuck him in the mouth. Break those new teeth of his

I don't think you wanna stick something in a deathfat's mouth. If there's one thing they're good at, it's making use of their teeth.
I'd bet they'd bite that dick right off, more out of reflex than any kind of self-defense.

[Guest]

I don't think you wanna stick something in a deathfat's mouth. If there's one thing they're good at, it's making use of their teeth.
I'd bet they'd bite that dick right off, more out of reflex than any kind of self-defense.

I dunno how you made this post AFTER reading the part about breaking his teeth

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He can still suck. Hard.

[Kugelfisch]

Remember how he bumped his leg on a car door once and almost lost it? There's a good chance that sleeping in a bunk bed could somehow kill him.

That said, he won't go to jail over this.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He's a deathfat with diabetes. His feet are holding on for dear life even without any outside influences.

[Guest]

That said, he won't go to jail over this.

He probably will. Aggravated Assault carries a maximum six year sentence and a $10,000 fine in Arkansas. Now, I couldn't work out what the minimum is, but considering this is (I assume) his first offence and he'll probably plead, I could see him doing some jail time. Probably not in maximum security penitentiary with the niggars, but I could see him doing 30 days in county jail where the convicts are merely anti-social.

Also they'll definitely take his gun away

[rabidtictac]

The problem with the insulation theory is fat doesn't do shit for damage mitigation. The fat is already crushing his organs. If you want more proof, surgery is often fatal for deathfats because their bodies can't withstand the shock of being cut open. If they can't be operated on safely in a medical environment, hooked up to machines, then how can they be protected from a stab wound?

I think the 'no surgery on deathfats' has more to do with the fact that they're difficult to anaesthetise. All that fat absorbs the anaesthesia, so they have to use more and more of it, which often means the deathfats have difficulty waking up from anaesthetic.

I've heard it's actually from the shock of cutting them open. Because their health is so generally poor that they can't withstand it, they go into shock and die.

And Boogie might go to jail.

1) It wasn't his gun
2) It's not clear if he's legally allowed to live in the same house with a firearm
3) warning shots are not legal-he endangered his neighborhood
4) the cops will take a dim view of manufactured youtube drama

[BenComicGraphics]

The problem with the insulation theory is fat doesn't do shit for damage mitigation. The fat is already crushing his organs. If you want more proof, surgery is often fatal for deathfats because their bodies can't withstand the shock of being cut open. If they can't be operated on safely in a medical environment, hooked up to machines, then how can they be protected from a stab wound?

I think the 'no surgery on deathfats' has more to do with the fact that they're difficult to anaesthetise. All that fat absorbs the anaesthesia, so they have to use more and more of it, which often means the deathfats have difficulty waking up from anaesthetic.

I've heard it's actually from the shock of cutting them open. Because their health is so generally poor that they can't withstand it, they go into shock and die.

And Boogie might go to jail.

1) It wasn't his gun
2) It's not clear if he's legally allowed to live in the same house with a firearm
3) warning shots are not legal-he endangered his neighborhood
4) the cops will take a dim view of manufactured youtube drama

discharging a gun in a residential area in city limits in a situation that is not defense is the deathkiss in this situation.

Boogie also mistakenly thinks he lives in a Castle Doctrine state when he actually lives in a 'duty to flee' state. He's going to be made an example, but they're not going to throw the book at him.

I'm not going to go "PRISON 4 LIFE" or anything, but I do see him paying a large fine, getting any weapons in his house confiscated, with an order that he is not allowed to possess anything more dangerous than cutlery, and maybe at most he'll get the FPSKyle treatment and be sent into minimum security for 63 days.

If Boogie was smart, he'd be able to turn a two month prison term into a great vehicle to promote his streams. PKA's 'Return of Kyle' podcasts were some of their most high traffic generation in the last 3 years.

[Guest]

I've heard it's actually from the shock of cutting them open. Because their health is so generally poor that they can't withstand it, they go into shock and die.

I don't find that likely. Now, of course, I am not a doctor. But, you wouldn't feel the shock of being cut open if you're unconscious. Not to mention that they cut Boogie open, didn't they? When they stapled his stomach? He seems to have survived.

The risks of surgery for deathfats is more to do with problems with anaesthesia and post-op recovery problems. They don't move so well, so they're more likely to catch an infection and die. Plus there's what Voice said, it's more difficult to operate on them with all that fat in the way.