Pat's wrong roundup:
- Europe's had a third wave/lockdown dealing with the contrivirus.
- Epic Game Store lost $330 million.
- Pat thought EGS would be competition.
- The Snyder Cut came out and it's actually a movie.
- Even RLM liked it.
- Pat's just a drama-whore YouTuber.
- Pat's admitted to never playing Ocarina of Time. Claims he wanted to for the N64 guidebook, but another writer will handle it.
- Probably never played Majora's Mask either.
- Why does he think he's qualified to write an N64 guidebook?
- Back in 2019, Pat and Ian defended Hbomberguy's charity stream for Mermaids.
- The recent Reddit Troonpocalypse has proved Graham Linehan correct.
- Said tranny has associations with Mermaids UK.
- Also, Pat retweeted the Lincoln Projected throughout 2020.
- Pat is adjacent to many sexual perverts.
Amico Update:
- Amico delayed until 10/10/2021:
- Pat claims, without evidence, it's a year behind in development.
- "We've constantly been told it's 99.9%" ready says Ian.
- Pat says contrivirus is an ongoing problem that companies should compensate for. "This is just bad project management."
- (A week before this announcement, Tommy put out a tour of his new offices. They are hand assembling dev kits.)
- It obviously means the firmware is functioning. It's not running an Android emulator like Pat claimed.
- Pat says people desperate to relive their youths are backing the Amico.
Transtastic Tweets:
- Ian retweets shit about highways being racist.
- On same page, he also complains about a customer who "consistently misgenders his teenage daughter".
- Ian tells Florida legislature members who voted to restrict trans sports particiation to jump into a volcano.
- Also retweets "The Republican Party Finds a New Group to Demonize". (Also about trannies)
- (Most reasonable people realize transexuals have a massive advantage versus real women.)
- Ian retweets some snark about an article casting doubt on the Adam Toledo victim narrative.
- (The video of the shooting it out. Toledo had a gun that he dropped a fraction of a second before his death.)
- ("Dindu Nuffin")
- Ian retweets a sketch of Breonna Taylor.
- (There was a dead body and drugs found in a car she rented. She associated with drug dealers.)
- Retweets Sir Ellen McKellan saying that gays are treating trannies the way gays used to be treated.
- Ian wants to kick Ted Cruz in the dick.
contrivirus:
- Pat says we're be done by the fall.
- "We were slow to roll it out."
- "There was no help by the last administration."
- (One could argue that the bureacracy deliberately delayed all efforts to fix this.)
- Frank got his final vaccination shot.
other shit:
- Blizzcon 2021
- Pat says They always were developing Diablo 4 because "they have different people work on different things."
- "That's how huge companies worth a billion dollars can function."
- "They can have multiple dev teams working on different things, children" says Pat. (He actually said "children".)
- (Ubisoft is working on multiple projects at once. They're always mediocre.)
- Diablo 2 Resurrected
- Pat says "I can play Diablo on the toilet."
- (He could've done that with the Steam Link app and a cell phone.)
- Pat says They always were developing Diablo 4 because "they have different people work on different things."
- Update on Capitol Riot, Pat happy "all these fucking assholes" are getting rounded up.
- "They arrested that fuck with the Confederate flag."
- "Fucking morons," says Ian.
- Gamestop Short
- Ep 247, Price stock doubled from $20 to $40. (Ep from Jan 19th.)
- Pat thinks it went up because people dumped the stock, but admits he doesn't understand it.
- "This is the peak of Gamestop." says Pat.
- "This is the last chance to get money out of the stock."
- Ep 249, they cover Gamestop again.
- Claim they don't normally cover this because it's "not a gaming topic." (Like George Floyd, the Capitol Riot, or WWE are gaming topics.)
- Pat says outlook is so bad everyone shorted it.
- Ian explains shorting for some reason. (Apparently both he and Pat just learned what it was.)
- Ian says "Socialism for me, not for you." (Socialism is state-owned industry and central planning.)
- Pat bought a single GameStop stock to see if he could be part of the class action Robin Hood lawsuit. (Probably paid $90 for it.)
- Ep 247, Price stock doubled from $20 to $40. (Ep from Jan 19th.)
- Games on Tesla cars.
- Musk "is like listening to a 15 year old who thinks he is very smart," says Ian.
- "born with a silver spoon in his mouth"
- (Musk is a billionaire who is disrupting multiple industries. Ian is a wannabe GameStop employee.)
- Musk "is like listening to a 15 year old who thinks he is very smart," says Ian.
- ep 250, q&a what topics do Pat and Ian regret talking about.
- Ian regrets getting really angry at stuff like the Turtles movies.
- Says it's because there are now a lot of YouTube channels doing it over everything.
- Pat doesnt regret Diablo Immortal.
- "People took it as pro-corporation."
- "Go fuck yourselves," says Pat.
- Ian wishes he had never done Tales from the Game Store.
- Pat claims he doesn't search out videos of himself, unlike a certain CEO.
- Ian regrets getting really angry at stuff like the Turtles movies.
- Pat spent $9k for a new heater and a central A/C unit.
- Pat thinks space heaters would cost more money. (In San Diego? It's warm, Pat can heat only the rooms he occupies.)
- (Reminder that Pat is a big environmentalist while A/C contributes to global warming.)
- (At this point he's spent something like $50k on home improvements, by my estimate.)
- Dinosaur Planet beta leaked.
- Purchased from a private collector from Sweden.
- Pat says Forest of Illusion should not have said what they paid.
- "Don't negotiate with terrorists."
- Pat thinks this will inspire people to not release stuff that "they bought for nothing back in '98".
- Ian says Pinball people use the same argument all the time.
- (Fat load of shit coming from Pat who owns two NWC carts.)
- Pat bought both for a fraction of what they are worth right now.
- Proposed GTA sales ban.
- "We cover this every couple years. Trying to feed red meat to their puritanical base."
- (This time it's a Democrat trying to reduce crime in Chicago.)
- They ask if there's been a spike in carjackings since GTA came out. (There was a spike in 2020.)
- "We have to cover this because it's insane."
- "Worry about real issues."
- "We cover this every couple years. Trying to feed red meat to their puritanical base."
- ep 253, scumbag seller makes "perfect repros" of NWC carts.
- Pat says it's counterfeiting, but also that the boards are not identical.
- "Now you've put this evil out into the world."
- "If I ever sell my NWCs, they'll check the board," says Pat.
- "Even if you hate me and think this is going to damage my collection, it's not worth someone getting ripped off."
- http://forums.nesdev.com/viewtopic.php?t=21857
- q&a which NES games stand the test of time?
- Pat says Battletoads is trash.
- "I can beat other games."
- Will try to go through it with save states.
- Pat says Battletoads is trash.
Bonus Ian pic: He ages worse than Lupa!
(how-old.net is now dead, so time to find a new image age-check site)