Merry Christmas Motherfuckers!
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Re: Merry Cristmas Motherfuckers!
I've dealt with snow my whole life, doesn't mean I like it.
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I drove to and from work from Akron to Canton for years and never wrecked. I drove a fucking van too. Driving in snow is easy. I'm talking the blizzards we got there too. Pussy shit.
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All snow does is make all the faggots that were never able to drive have consequences for once.
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There was this elderly couple at the store today looking for "that hedgehog movie", obviously a Christmas gift for a budding autist. I helped them find it as it was clear they were totally lost.
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Re: Merry Cristmas Motherfuckers!
Merry Christmas, Anglos. Boris the Betrayer has announced the new rules. Obey them, serfs.
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Thank god they didn't google it.Liar Revealed wrote: ↑Sat Dec 19, 2020 5:33 pmThere was this elderly couple at the store today looking for "that hedgehog movie", obviously a Christmas gift for a budding autist. I helped them find it as it was clear they were totally lost.
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Old people can't use fucking google. The last twenty years of my life have proven that act to me. Every single time an old person asks me to do something for them with their computer, it's literally a case of "let me google that for you." Fix your computer problem? Well, let's see... I didn't take any more classes on how to use computers than you did, so I'm just gonna google that shit anyway and try to figure it out... Same thing you damn boomers could do.
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The greatest joy about having a BlackBerry was not having to play tech support for phones.
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I have a fucking boomer playing 20 questions with me on egay about a drive I sold him for his arcade machine, he doesn't understand the thing has to be connected online in order to use the roms and is doing a pity party saying they wasted money and shit when my drive is fine.
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It's extra annoying if you're the nerd in the family, since you'll get pestered by smartphone questions that could be better answered by relatives who actually use their smartphones for more than calling and surfing.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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