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[Guest]

Why do they speak English? Why are whites outnumbered by blacks? The only way the premise makes any sense if it's a magic race switch like that movie White Man's Burden. Even if Africans somehow managed to get to Europe to conquer it, the mere fact that they are on average 20-30 IQ points lower than whites (being generous here) means they would get overthrown fairly quickly. None of it makes any sense.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's just speculative fiction, guize. Except in dumb.

Of course, this couldn't--or shouldn't--have been more than a one shot, even if this were the aim. If you make a series of out if, even a mini-series, you have to have something happen. This means either:

A. The whites end up fighting for equality and make some blacks sympathetic while others seem violent and stubborn.

or B. The blacks feel love for their fellow white and end up putting their lives at risk to lift them up.

Neither of which is going to be very receptive to the current BLM mood of the times right now. get immediately repulsed.

C. The black people eradicate all white people, thus causing world peace to break out, and Earth to immediately revert back to its lush, pre-industrial self.

And as for sperging on the actual setting...Show

First of all...ignoring how exactly Africa DID conquer the west...which culture is dominant? Since you actually have to base your un-reality on SOME sort of common historical deviation point (especially since buses and buildings look to have similar world influences), common sense dictates that it would be in the Mesopotamic region. North Africa or Egypt most likely (MAYBE Ethiopia); these are the only ones that make the most sense, given the architectural and cultural origins that you would find (most advanced, had shit like 'wheels' and so on). There's no way any other culture could have organized itself out of the jungle on its own without having knowledge of things like mining metals, or even fucking farming. Even the Zimbabwe city was just stones stuck together. No actual masonry or construction techniques.

So I'm sure both Mediterranean African countries would absolutely treat their suothern darker skinned cousins as equals, given how they had a documented preference for lighter skin akin to godhood. Since they also enslaved certain groups in their castes...that would also be a problem.

If they did conquer the world, then you run into more questions than just architecture. For example: religion. Would they all still believe in the old gods. Did black Jesus get born in Tunisia? Did they still get into holy wars with African Mohammad? Then there's culture. You see them doing a Zulu dance in the trailer or whatever. Do they incorporate customs of any of their conquered people? Is the show going to insist they all have one world government, or is it possible that a group of people stretched all overthe globe would form their own nations and identity. Black vikings? Do they have a black Cosa Nostra? Black Bastille day?

Did they also extend their influence over the middle east, India and the rest of Asia? What about the Native Americans (now I'd actually pay to see those scenes)?
Do they have myths about the black Illiad and Odyssey? Did they have a black Hitler and fight a black WWII, where in the modern era whites can call them Nazis?

SpoilerShow

You're probably thinking way harder about this than the producers probably ever did.

Since this is mostly a bout white shaming, you probably won't get anything regarding dominant African cultures. It's all just generically "African".

Since religion is problematic - and superfluous in the wake of wokeness -, they will likely ignore religion entirely. Maybe they'll reference something from the Egyptian pantheon, or Anansi if you're lucky.

[ban]

I'm surprised they didn't claim that all egyptians were always super black kangs and always believed in Black Jesus instead of their awesome furry gods.

And you guys would have been better off if you’d impaled a few more turks. Wallachia may be gone now but we still have your back.

>MFW when Transylvania finally aknowledges us
>Trying for centuries to be BFFs with them even adopting some of their myths
>Finally get aknowledged
>Both nu-Greece and nu-Wallachia are fucked because Turks are supported by bigger countries and the roaches still have a hateboner for a bunch of crossdressers and Dracula

Feels bad weird man.

[Moe Bitches]

[Sieg Zeon]

I'm surprised they didn't claim that all egyptians were always super black kangs and always believed in Black Jesus instead of their awesome furry gods.

And you guys would have been better off if you’d impaled a few more turks. Wallachia may be gone now but we still have your back.

>MFW when Transylvania finally aknowledges us
>Trying for centuries to be BFFs with them even adopting some of their myths
>Finally get aknowledged
>Both nu-Greece and nu-Wallachia are fucked because Turks are supported by bigger countries and the roaches still have a hateboner for a bunch of crossdressers and Dracula

Feels bad weird man.

Don’t worry, we’ll drop a shitposting colony on the Turks eventually. Our resurrect our lord and savior Drac and let him get back to what he does best.

[Guest]

Ronda Rousey as trans Conan?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Conan without Arnie won't work. Doesn't even matter how little Arnie's movie has to do with the source material. Nobody cares about the source material.

And isn't Robert E. Howard too "problematic" for Netflix? Sword & Sorcery can be a bit "racist" and "sexist", after all.

[Guest]

Apparently it was originally developed for Amazon, which passed on it because of "toxic masculinity." So you can only imagine how unbearably woke it's going to be on the Soros Network.

[Sieg Zeon]

Conan without Arnie won't work. Doesn't even matter how little Arnie's movie has to do with the source material. Nobody cares about the source material.

And isn't Robert E. Howard too "problematic" for Netflix? Sword & Sorcery can be a bit "racist" and "sexist", after all.

Hey I like the source material, shame these goons will ruin it. They already did that to The Witcher.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Of course they did that to The Witcher. They probably only read some synopsis of the novels on Wikipedia.