DHI Wellness Check Thread

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I'm more Dionysos and you're Attis.

Yeah, looks just like me.

[Moe Bitches]

I apologize for being dead for a few, but life comes at you fast.

[Kugelfisch]

I apologize for being dead for a few, but life comes at you fast.

I figured my niggur.

[RedLine]

I apologize for being dead for a few, but life comes at you fast.

Rectal tearing is no laughing matter. Take all the time you need.

[Kugelfisch]

Knew a kid that tore his asshole because he was a home shitter and refused to take a dump at a school camping trip for five days.
The resulting mega turd he laid when he came home made so much damage that he had to get a daily enema so the stitches don't tear.

The boy was a halfwit.

[ebin namefag]

Knew a kid that tore his asshole because he was a home shitter and refused to take a dump at a school camping trip for five days.

That sounds retarded.
Good thing I never behaved like that throughout the entirety of school.

[Kugelfisch]

He was a dubass. We really only knew him because he lived in the same street.
Funniest thing he ever did was race past us on his bike down the steep hill of the street. After just proclaiming the day before that his breaks don't work.

He slammed into the curb at the bottom of the hill, flew into a hedge and was hammered almost entirely through that one meter thick hedge by his bike.
He was properly scratched up. He must've reached close to 30 km/h.

[RAPEMAN]

Knew a kid that tore his asshole because he was a home shitter and refused to take a dump at a school camping trip for five days.
The resulting mega turd he laid when he came home made so much damage that he had to get a daily enema so the stitches don't tear.

The boy was a halfwit.

What is it with Germans and asses and shit.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

"Arsch" is just so wonderfully versatile and flexible. Much like the ass itself.

[Complicity]

Knew a kid that tore his asshole because he was a home shitter and refused to take a dump at a school camping trip for five days.

I get having a psychological block about shitting in a bush (unless the school provided camping toilets, if that's the case the guy was a turbo pussy), but shouldn't it be overcome by the shit coming out of your asshole sooner or later?

The resulting mega turd he laid when he came home made so much damage that he had to get a daily enema so the stitches don't tear.

Didn't the same thing happen repeatedly to Wings of Redemption (even though he never went anywhere), and his grandma had to extract the archeological artifacts with rubber gloves?