Dead Horse Interchange

I was laughing about Marzgurl's husband being a theater major on another thread and it triggered a memory.

I was at the grocery store and the girl bagging my groceries was talking about her boyfriend pursing a philosophy major. I so badly wanted to say, "You're going to be bagging groceries for the rest of your life," but I didn't. Because I'd probably get into an argument and I didn't feel like it that day.

But I still think about it from time to time and regret not saying anything. Maybe I could have helped that girl from fucking up her life.

From the sounds of things you were probably right to hold your tongue.

Apparently when I was a baby I said "banigga" instead of banana.

I once told a barmaid that I hoped she gets raped after she kicked me out of the bar for drinking past my limit. Spoiler alert: I wasn't. She just wanted to act like a cunt because she's miserable every waking moment of her life.

She works in a bar that's occupied by 90% niggers every single night, so she's likely to get rrrrrrrrrrrrrraped eventually.

I rarely hold my tongue. People don't like it.

Liar Revealed wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 09, 2019 7:17 pm

I was laughing about Marzgurl's husband being a theater major

LOL he's a fag, it all makes sense.

mad bum wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:34 am

Apparently when I was a baby I said "banigga" instead of banana.

bazinga

I work in a super market. Being a salesman, you're basically a professional liar. If I were to remember, let alone list, all those times I'd be retired before I'm finished.

Kugelfisch wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:54 pm

I work in a super market. Being a salesman, you're basically a professional liar.

Is it true that Indian's like talking to salesmen?

Guest wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 10, 2019 10:52 pm

Kugelfisch wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:54 pm

I work in a super market. Being a salesman, you're basically a professional liar.

Is it true that Indian's like talking to salesmen?

I'd have to meet one first. Do you mean redskins or poo in the loos? I knew a guy from Ceylon called Friedrich so I guess he was somewhat Indian. Other than that, never met one in my entire life.

My new job is a computer refurbishment center. I constantly hold my tongue cause there's so many old dudes who have super specific shit and it's like "Brah... why are you even here? Go collect your social security and become obsolete like the old ass tech you clamor for."

They're always asking for old Macs and duo cores and shit when we're selling stuff from like 2010 and on.... Nobody has heard of Windows 95', nobody knows what DDR2 is. Server junkies are the worst among the old fucks. They want all Dell or ALL HP and this specific hard to find model that nobody is going to donate or get rid of.