People love complaining, right? Complain about everything (life, health, bad luck, random shit etc)

[Kugelfisch]

Never been to Hamburg HBF, I see. Security has that shit on lock. You won't find a bum or drunk within a 500m radius.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Why would I go to Hamburg?

[ebin namefag]

She wasn't black, so no.

So you skipped the romance and went straight to the assrape.

[Complicity]

Today I saw a screaming crazy woman walk past my house. Her pants were hanging down around her knees, so she was waddling. She was cursing at someone the entire time. Nobody was around, so either she was on the phone or she was a nut/high. She seemed high as fuck either way.

Was that someone she was cursing at a guy named Brad, and was she complaining about someone named "AIDS Moby" not returning her calls after she invited him on her show?

[rabidtictac]

I wouldn't have been able to resist if it had been Granny Loopa waddling past my house. I also would have videotaped it.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I mean, have we ever seen her unfiltered?

[Kugelfisch]

Why would I go to Hamburg?

For Hamburgers perhaps? Hummel, Hummel - Mors, Mors!

[Uguuboi]

Why would I go to Hamburg?

To get topped in the Reeperbahn?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

So I was walking through town when I spotted some hoe, dressed from head to toe in black in pretty much the only person still wearing a mask, also black of course.
At first my mind confused her form some terrorist lady until I noticed she wasn't actually wearing a burqa, and that she also paraded around some Pride colors on her back, 'cause those always go so well with a goth getup.

3DPD. Not even once.

[Kugelfisch]

If you aren't entirely put off by women yet, whores will do that for you. Imagine paying for syphilis.