Dead Horse Interchange

Figured this would be a fun thread, here’s my most recent bizarre one.

For some context my dreams tend to shift perspective and rarely am “I” in them, it’s more like I’m following someone or playing the role of another. Tonight was weird, I was in charge of security for what felt like a boarding house, but it was all girls. Not a sorority like college, more traditional save for some technology. There was only one other guy there and he gave me bad vibes. My “objective” as I’ll call it was to look at files on a tablet one girl carried, so I kept trying to find ways to subtly take it and find what I needed.

It got weird here. I noticed how off they all were, and I found a collection of files, old school like police use. Each resident had been murdered at one point in some gruesome way. Not like a slasher movie, but brutal and realistic, like something you’d hear on a true crime series. Gunshots, bags over heads, open graves, some unsettling shit. So I realize the only other non victim is this guy, and naturally he makes himself known. We’re about to square off and then I felt this sense of dread and these other guys, one giving off this menacing vibe, join him. At that point I booked it, managed to hide in the room with the tablet, and the dream shifted into something new once I found it.

Anyway if anyone else has interesting ones throw them in.

I sometimes have dreams that are like watching a movie. Like that one where Linkara teams up with Angel Armor and the Lightbringer to take down MissingNo Thesia.

It had an odd running gag where Angel Armor kept reminding everyone that his girlfriend got raped. Everyone just awkwardly ignored it until 90s Kid had enough and pointed out how that's not cool (dude).

Damn, you know you shitpost a lot when you dream about INs. I think reading those books is taking a toll on you all.

Nonsense. I've never been saner.

I did find Dream Linkara funnier than the real deal, though. Like when he told everyone to just ignore Angel Armor's trademark temper tantrum because that shit will just be over and forgotten in the next scene.