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Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it
Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2024 8:22 am
by Kugelfisch
You don't know true suffering until you had a work colleague of 60 years who's into TikTok.
I told him I'd strand him in the middle of nowhere if he wouldn't knock it off. Feels unbelievably bad to have to scold a man almost as old as my father that way.
Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it
Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2024 11:19 pm
by Uguuboi
BlueberryRagamuffin wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 1:28 am
Hi folks! Long time no post! I had a situation I thought I'd get DHI's feedback on. I know you won't be nice to me, but on the other hand I'm guaranteed a bullshit-free analysis and that's what I'm looking for.
I recently befriended a guy who lives in my neighborhood. He's originally from NYC, and just moved back to America after being in Israel for the past 6 years. After knowing him for a few days I invited him to my house and we had sex. He immediately told his Discord server that he'd lost his virginity and wizard powers. His friends don't like me though, and they said I'm irresponsible for fucking him when I'm 31 and he's 22. One of them said he should get tested for STDs and he yelled at her. They're also annoyed that he buys me gifts and cleans my room for me.
Overall the vibe from his friends is that I'm taking advantage of his inexperience, especially considering that I used to be a professional stripper and I'm still legally married. Your thoughts?
You continue to bang your youthful friend?
Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it
Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2024 12:27 am
by BlueberryRagamuffin
We parted ways, I have a new boyfriend now.
Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it
Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2024 2:01 am
by ebin namefag
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sun Feb 25, 2024 8:22 am
You don't know true suffering until you had a work colleague of 60 years who's into TikTok.
I told him I'd strand him in the middle of nowhere if he wouldn't knock it off. Feels unbelievably bad to have to scold a man almost as old as my father that way.
The man just wants to jack off to underage teenagers and you act like he's some kind of monster.
Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it
Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2024 9:15 am
by rabidtictac
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sun Feb 25, 2024 8:22 am
You don't know true suffering until you had a work colleague of 60 years who's into TikTok.
I told him I'd strand him in the middle of nowhere if he wouldn't knock it off. Feels unbelievably bad to have to scold a man almost as old as my father that way.
It's incredibly tiresome when boomers find something "funny" on the internet and have to show it to you. Or to explain it, which is worse.
Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it
Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2024 10:11 am
by VoiceOfReasonPast
I've been there as well. And for an extra bit of triggering the volume is always set way too loud to really make these "hilarious" videos all the more intolerable.
Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it
Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2024 11:28 am
by CuckTurdginson
You should go younger next time. Hang out at a high school.
Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it
Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2024 12:48 pm
by Uguuboi
But then he'll have to n hear zoomer nogbabble.