I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it
- Kugelfisch
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Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it
As a civilized European, I've only ever taken a shit in a corn field and a forest when a toilet wasn't available. Corn field is top tier.
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Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it
Just like Jürgen Drews sings in his iconic cover version of the classic 70s country song Let Your Love Flow.
(Or it was about having sex in a corn field, which for Germans is the same thing, amirite?)
(Or it was about having sex in a corn field, which for Germans is the same thing, amirite?)
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Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it
But I mean a corn field, not a wheat field.
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Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it
I used to live in a corn field, I miss those days.
Vegan? Shit, I'll eat pork wrapped in beef with a side of turkey.
Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it
You moved out to get cornholed.
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Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it
Getting cornholed by life lol. I love that term, don’t hear it enough.

Vegan? Shit, I'll eat pork wrapped in beef with a side of turkey.
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Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it
And every log.
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Every log is sacred.
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Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it
>simply stating the obvious dreamy stripper is dreamy
>DHI collectively loses their shit
>somehow I'm the villain
You call yourselves men?
BBRM, I think I speak for all DHI when I say if things don't work out between you and your new waifu, I'd be happy to chain you up in my basement and love you. My way. uwu
>DHI collectively loses their shit
>somehow I'm the villain
You call yourselves men?
BBRM, I think I speak for all DHI when I say if things don't work out between you and your new waifu, I'd be happy to chain you up in my basement and love you. My way. uwu
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