I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it

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Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Sep 29, 2024 11:11 am

As a civilized European, I've only ever taken a shit in a corn field and a forest when a toilet wasn't available. Corn field is top tier.
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Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Sep 29, 2024 12:21 pm

Just like Jürgen Drews sings in his iconic cover version of the classic 70s country song Let Your Love Flow.

(Or it was about having sex in a corn field, which for Germans is the same thing, amirite?)
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Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Sep 29, 2024 6:57 pm

But I mean a corn field, not a wheat field.
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Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it

Post by Old Black Man » Tue Oct 01, 2024 2:39 pm

I used to live in a corn field, I miss those days.
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Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it

Post by RAPEMAN » Wed Oct 02, 2024 7:34 pm

Old Black Man wrote:
Tue Oct 01, 2024 2:39 pm
I used to live in a corn field, I miss those days.
You moved out to get cornholed.
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Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it

Post by ebin namefag » Wed Oct 02, 2024 10:51 pm

corn goes in every field.
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Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it

Post by Old Black Man » Wed Oct 02, 2024 11:24 pm

RAPEMAN wrote:
Wed Oct 02, 2024 7:34 pm
Old Black Man wrote:
Tue Oct 01, 2024 2:39 pm
I used to live in a corn field, I miss those days.
You moved out to get cornholed.
Getting cornholed by life lol. I love that term, don’t hear it enough. :lol:
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Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it

Post by Gendo's Ocular Dickhole » Fri Oct 04, 2024 1:40 am

ebin namefag wrote:
Wed Oct 02, 2024 10:51 pm
corn goes in every field.
And every log.
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Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it

Post by ebin namefag » Fri Oct 04, 2024 4:12 am

Gendo's Ocular Dickhole wrote:
Fri Oct 04, 2024 1:40 am
ebin namefag wrote:
Wed Oct 02, 2024 10:51 pm
corn goes in every field.
And every log.
Every log is sacred.
rabidtictac wrote:
Sun Jul 03, 2022 7:49 am
The secret is to stop thinking.
Uguuboi wrote:
Mon Apr 29, 2024 8:13 pm
Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you

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Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it

Post by BloodKnightDollfie » Wed Oct 16, 2024 3:21 am

>simply stating the obvious dreamy stripper is dreamy
>DHI collectively loses their shit
>somehow I'm the villain

You call yourselves men?

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