I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it

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I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it

Post by BlueberryRagamuffin » Wed Dec 06, 2023 1:28 am

Hi folks! Long time no post! I had a situation I thought I'd get DHI's feedback on. I know you won't be nice to me, but on the other hand I'm guaranteed a bullshit-free analysis and that's what I'm looking for.

I recently befriended a guy who lives in my neighborhood. He's originally from NYC, and just moved back to America after being in Israel for the past 6 years. After knowing him for a few days I invited him to my house and we had sex. He immediately told his Discord server that he'd lost his virginity and wizard powers. His friends don't like me though, and they said I'm irresponsible for fucking him when I'm 31 and he's 22. One of them said he should get tested for STDs and he yelled at her. They're also annoyed that he buys me gifts and cleans my room for me.

Overall the vibe from his friends is that I'm taking advantage of his inexperience, especially considering that I used to be a professional stripper and I'm still legally married. Your thoughts?
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Post by Le Redditeur » Wed Dec 06, 2023 1:42 am

My thoughts? Attention-whoring, as well as actual whoring, is down the foxdickfarms road.

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Post by RedLine » Wed Dec 06, 2023 2:54 am

Let him cum in your butt.

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Post by CuckTurdginson » Wed Dec 06, 2023 4:56 am

Agreed
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Post by wulfenlord » Wed Dec 06, 2023 6:30 am

Third on the buttslut notion.
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Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it

Post by rabidtictac » Wed Dec 06, 2023 11:42 am

Oh boo hoo I had sex with a legal adult
Cry me a river, whore.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Dec 06, 2023 12:03 pm

BlueberryRagamuffin wrote:
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Overall the vibe from his friends is that I'm taking advantage of his inexperience, especially considering that I used to be a professional stripper and I'm still legally married. Your thoughts?
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Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it

Post by Uguuboi » Wed Dec 06, 2023 9:29 pm

BlueberryRagamuffin wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2023 1:28 am
Hi folks! Long time no post! I had a situation I thought I'd get DHI's feedback on. I know you won't be nice to me, but on the other hand I'm guaranteed a bullshit-free analysis and that's what I'm looking for.

I recently befriended a guy who lives in my neighborhood. He's originally from NYC, and just moved back to America after being in Israel for the past 6 years. After knowing him for a few days I invited him to my house and we had sex. He immediately told his Discord server that he'd lost his virginity and wizard powers. His friends don't like me though, and they said I'm irresponsible for fucking him when I'm 31 and he's 22. One of them said he should get tested for STDs and he yelled at her. They're also annoyed that he buys me gifts and cleans my room for me.

Overall the vibe from his friends is that I'm taking advantage of his inexperience, especially considering that I used to be a professional stripper and I'm still legally married. Your thoughts?
You can just brag outright, bro.

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Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it

Post by BlueberryRagamuffin » Wed Dec 06, 2023 11:21 pm

rabidtictac wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2023 11:42 am
Oh boo hoo I had sex with a legal adult
Cry me a river, whore.
I guess it's just weird how young he is. Like, he was a baby during 9/11. That's weird.
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Re: I took a 22 year-old's virginity and I feel bad about it

Post by Rapeculture » Thu Dec 07, 2023 12:31 am

You're probably pregnant now.
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