White Boy Summer!
- Kugelfisch
- The white ghost
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White Boy Summer!
I don't know if you heard the good news yet but let me tell you about our prophet Chet Hanks and what he has to say to you.
The message is clear, my children!
Not a Trump kinda white, for we are no losers!
Not a NASCAR kinda white, for ice hockey is the true white sport!
Can you vibe with that?
The signs already manifest and it's not even full summer yet!
Blockade runner in D.C.? Not a white boy!
Some dude getting shot instead of tased, causing nig riots? Woman cop, not a white boy!
BLM trained Marxists are getting absolutely fucked on? Crack a can and fire up the grill, bro!
Boulder mall shooter? Super not white boy!
Asian woman getting battered? Negro mom-killer dunnit, not a white boy!
Asian woman getting kidnapped? Let's just say he never owned an Offspring album.
I know what you will say, "But Kugel, you handsome, well-balanced and amazing admin, the wank shop shooter was white!".
You're right, but it wasn't even summer and our prophet Chet Hanks wisely had not spoken yet.
Though he had seen the signs, he knew it wasn't ready to announce yet.
But the threshold has been burst. Get ready for a White Boy Summer!
Let the minorities fight among themselves. Crack some brewskies, wear a baseball cap backwards, be oblivious to poors and wonder if you should ice your tips instead!
This summer belongs to us!
Post signs of the White Boy Summer in this thread if you vibe with it!
The message is clear, my children!
Not a Trump kinda white, for we are no losers!
Not a NASCAR kinda white, for ice hockey is the true white sport!
Can you vibe with that?
The signs already manifest and it's not even full summer yet!
Blockade runner in D.C.? Not a white boy!
Some dude getting shot instead of tased, causing nig riots? Woman cop, not a white boy!
BLM trained Marxists are getting absolutely fucked on? Crack a can and fire up the grill, bro!
Boulder mall shooter? Super not white boy!
Asian woman getting battered? Negro mom-killer dunnit, not a white boy!
Asian woman getting kidnapped? Let's just say he never owned an Offspring album.
I know what you will say, "But Kugel, you handsome, well-balanced and amazing admin, the wank shop shooter was white!".
You're right, but it wasn't even summer and our prophet Chet Hanks wisely had not spoken yet.
Though he had seen the signs, he knew it wasn't ready to announce yet.
But the threshold has been burst. Get ready for a White Boy Summer!
Let the minorities fight among themselves. Crack some brewskies, wear a baseball cap backwards, be oblivious to poors and wonder if you should ice your tips instead!
This summer belongs to us!
Post signs of the White Boy Summer in this thread if you vibe with it!
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Centuries of blood becomes erased!
I am the white ghost!
- Kugelfisch
- The white ghost
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Re: White Boy Summer!
Heresy!Guest wrote: ↑Tue Apr 13, 2021 10:06 pmYou drunk again?
Not quite but it's a work in progress. White Boy Summer doesn't happen overnight. Rome wasn't built in one bottle of vodka.
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- mad bum
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That was White Water SummerGuest wrote: ↑Wed Apr 14, 2021 8:46 pmdidn't Kevin Bacon and Sean Astin star in White Boy Summer?
Re: White Boy Summer!
A lot more big black asses involved than I expected.
- Kugelfisch
- The white ghost
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Re: White Boy Summer!
Hahaha, look at that wigger douchebag!
But he's right. It's going to be a white boy summer!
But he's right. It's going to be a white boy summer!
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- VoiceOfReasonPast
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Re: White Boy Summer!
Parteyyyyyy~!
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