Obligatory Christmas Wishfest

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Re: Obligatory Christmas Wishfest

Post by Guest » Sun Dec 26, 2021 9:00 pm

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It actually snowed on Christmas, which is somewhat rare around here.
I've had more snow on Danksgivings than GIRDMas.
The last couple of days have been the warmest days in all December for me.

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Re: Obligatory Christmas Wishfest

Post by Guest » Mon Dec 27, 2021 11:17 pm

Christmas is dead and so are my dreams.

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Re: Obligatory Christmas Wishfest

Post by Guest » Tue Dec 28, 2021 5:27 am

>(((Jerry Slatz)))
OY VEY! Those filthy )))White((( Goyiem are gonna start Anaduh Shoah! Someone Stop them!! :o

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Re: Obligatory Christmas Wishfest

Post by Guest » Tue Dec 28, 2021 5:29 am

"B-b-b-b-but Jebus Wouldn't us a gun!" :roll:

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Re: Obligatory Christmas Wishfest

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Dec 28, 2021 9:53 am

He would have if they had been invented in his time.
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Re: Obligatory Christmas Wishfest

Post by RAPEMAN » Tue Dec 28, 2021 12:11 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Tue Dec 28, 2021 9:53 am
He would have if they had been invented in his time.
Nigga would have brought down Rome and turned the Mediterranean to wine.
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Re: Obligatory Christmas Wishfest

Post by rabidtictac » Thu Dec 30, 2021 12:54 am

Jesus literally said he brought not peace, but a sword. That he came to set family members against each other.
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Re: Obligatory Christmas Wishfest

Post by Guest » Thu Dec 30, 2021 1:31 am

rabidtictac wrote:
Thu Dec 30, 2021 12:54 am
Jesus literally said he brought not peace, but a sword. That he came to set family members against each other.
Why would he do that if you don't mind me asking?

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Re: Obligatory Christmas Wishfest

Post by rabidtictac » Thu Dec 30, 2021 3:00 am

Guest wrote:
Thu Dec 30, 2021 1:31 am
rabidtictac wrote:
Thu Dec 30, 2021 12:54 am
Jesus literally said he brought not peace, but a sword. That he came to set family members against each other.
Why would he do that if you don't mind me asking?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_10

There are lots of apologetics to try to explain this shit.
Verse 34

"Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send [or bring] peace, but a sword."[5][6]

This is a much-discussed passage, often explained in terms of the "apocalyptic-eschatological" context of the 1st century.[7]

R. T. France explains the verse, in context with the subsequent verse 35: "The sword Jesus brings is not here military conflict, but, as vv. 35–36 show, a sharp social division which even severs the closest family ties. … Jesus speaks here, as in the preceding and following verses, more of a division in men’s personal response to him."[8]

The text of Matthew's Gospel in the Book of Kells alters gladium, the Vulgate translation of makhairan "sword", to gaudium "joy", resulting in a reading of "I came not [only] to bring peace, but [also] joy".[9]
I think that explanation is bullshit. He meant that you had to pick sides. Him or anyone fucking else. It had to be him all the way, on everything. You can't be on jesus' side and then go be on your family's side or friends' side. It has to be him or nobody. If jesus was in conflict with something else, no matter what it was, you had to pick jesus. You can be part of a community only to the extent they don't conflict with worship of him.

Of course, who decides what "jesus" is? An internal voice? The church? The pope? Other christcucks with peer pressure?

Every christian has their own interpretation of verse 34. Don't take an atheist's word for it. Figure out what it means for yourself. But jesus did say it. At least according to the authorship of the bible.

Also check out that faggy rewrite, turning "sword" into "joy." The subsequent verses make it very clear he is NOT bringing joy. He is bringing conflict. That's his point. He came to set family members against each other. That's the consequence of worshiping him.
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Re: Obligatory Christmas Wishfest

Post by RedLine » Thu Dec 30, 2021 3:24 am

You sure he didn't really mean to say that trans rights are human rights and climate change is real?

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