Obligatory Christmas Wishfest

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Re: Obligatory Christmas Wishfest

Post by wulfenlord » Sun Dec 24, 2023 6:15 am

Blessed Yule to my fellow shitposters.Let the feastivities be merry and bright.

Today I'll treat myself to Toast Hawaii, a wonderful example of cultural appropriation invented by the german cook Clemens Wilmenrod in 1955, followed by homemade Altniederunger Pfefferkuchen, a tradition adopted from my east prussian grandparents.

Still dreading the thought of having to cram the 55 inch TV into my car, but I'll manage somehow. I've now reached the age where one's parents deserve the best care in return, even if it means having to double as tech support.

For christmas carols I found that there are innumerable classics, but only a handful that can be considered hymns, my current favorites are these two:





Though I may be influenced by joining a choir this fall :lol: Trying my best to reach the subterranean low notes with my baritone register :?
Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl muh'fugen bix nood

Whenever you feel down :3
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Re: Obligatory Christmas Wishfest

Post by BloodKnightDollfie » Sun Dec 24, 2023 7:07 am


"^NOT A KIGURUMI!" - DHI

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Re: Obligatory Christmas Wishfest

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Dec 24, 2023 10:44 am

Happy Kwanzaa, fellow sons of Yakub!



Kugelfisch wrote:
Sun Dec 24, 2023 3:51 am
What's your favourite Christmas snacks?
For me it's the classic Spekulatius, gingerbread and tangerines.
Spekulatius, no contest.
wulfenlord wrote:
Sun Dec 24, 2023 6:15 am
Today I'll treat myself to Toast Hawaii, a wonderful example of cultural appropriation invented by the german cook Clemens Wilmenrod in 1955, followed by homemade Altniederunger Pfefferkuchen, a tradition adopted from my east prussian grandparents.
Ah, one of the finest things to do with this strange fruit.
Aside from Pizza Hawaii, of course.
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Re: Obligatory Christmas Wishfest

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Sun Dec 24, 2023 12:06 pm

This place is way too cultured for me to linger for too long, but Merry Christmas to all you bastards, and don't overdo it with good food and alcohol, lest you shit yourself later! Merriment in moderation, and glory to the generation of shitposters!
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Re: Obligatory Christmas Wishfest

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Dec 24, 2023 2:33 pm

Some Sick Fuck wrote:
Sun Dec 24, 2023 12:06 pm
This place is way too cultured for me to linger for too long
If there's one thing to check out for you, it's the LardKat thread. If you haven't heard the news yet, Merry Christmas indeed. :lol:
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Re: Obligatory Christmas Wishfest

Post by Le Redditeur » Sun Dec 24, 2023 4:29 pm

Merry Kurissss!


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Re: Obligatory Christmas Wishfest

Post by Gendo's Ocular Dickhole » Sun Dec 24, 2023 4:55 pm

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Re: Obligatory Christmas Wishfest

Post by Old Black Man » Sun Dec 24, 2023 6:13 pm

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I kid I kid, Merry Christmas my comrades in shitposting.
I’m getting too old for this shitposting.

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Re: Obligatory Christmas Wishfest

Post by rabidtictac » Sun Dec 24, 2023 6:38 pm

Forgot the best Christmas song of all time.

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Re: Obligatory Christmas Wishfest

Post by Lindsay's Liver » Sun Dec 24, 2023 8:53 pm

This is the best Christmas song.


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