Obligatory Christmas Wishfest

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Re: Obligatory Christmas Wishfest

Post by Old Black Man » Mon Dec 25, 2023 1:11 am

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This is the best Christmas song.

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Re: Obligatory Christmas Wishfest

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Dec 25, 2023 2:17 am

>weird al
Gay, stupid and unfunny. I don't want to hear a single burger motherfucker ever again claim that Germans have no humor as long as you lot find this moron funny.
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Re: Obligatory Christmas Wishfest

Post by Liar Revealed » Mon Dec 25, 2023 2:38 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Mon Dec 25, 2023 2:17 am
>weird al
Gay, stupid and unfunny. I don't want to hear a single burger motherfucker ever again claim that Germans have no humor as long as you lot find this moron funny.
I don't know about these days, but in the 80s his main fanbase was kids. I had several of his albums, but as an adult I kind of outgrew him. I also don't keep up with today's shitty modern music, so I don't even know these new songs that he parodies.

But Al stays out of trouble and mostly keeps his mouth shut about politics. Ironically the least weird guy in Hollywood.
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Re: Obligatory Christmas Wishfest

Post by Old Black Man » Mon Dec 25, 2023 4:04 am

He’s a Christian apparently.
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Re: Obligatory Christmas Wishfest

Post by Uguuboi » Mon Dec 25, 2023 12:09 pm

My family didn't invite me to Christmas, and I got drunk before sunrise.

Made some banging chicken and rice, though.

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Re: Obligatory Christmas Wishfest

Post by Liar Revealed » Mon Dec 25, 2023 12:58 pm

We had a large family Christmas party last night. Ate way too much. But there's a particular rotten branch of the family tree that reproduces like crazy. Too many little bastards running around screaming their heads off. It was bad for my tinnitus so I left early.

Looking forward to a much smaller gathering with immediate family only this evening.
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Re: Obligatory Christmas Wishfest

Post by Uguuboi » Mon Dec 25, 2023 1:00 pm

Tinnitus bros unite

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Re: Obligatory Christmas Wishfest

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Dec 25, 2023 1:15 pm

I had the chillest Christmas of my entire life, and all thanks to catching COVID long after it stopped being cool :lol:
Old Black Man wrote:
Mon Dec 25, 2023 4:04 am
He’s a Christian apparently.
I hope Marz doesn't find out about it. She has a thing against Christians, especially if they don't wanna fuck her.
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I don't know about these days, but in the 80s his main fanbase was kids. I had several of his albums, but as an adult I kind of outgrew him. I also don't keep up with today's shitty modern music, so I don't even know these new songs that he parodies.
Is that really surprising? He fills the same illustruous musical niche as the fucking Smurfs.
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Re: Obligatory Christmas Wishfest

Post by Old Black Man » Mon Dec 25, 2023 7:01 pm

I just can’t imagine Weird Al having sex…it’s too…weird
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Re: Obligatory Christmas Wishfest

Post by CuckTurdginson » Mon Dec 25, 2023 11:22 pm

The honorable Elijah Muhammad says Christmas is a product of the white devil.
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