Your Racist Thought of the Day

[Guest]

I love my wife Rouge the Bat.

[mad bum]

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[Kugelfisch]

What type of bats are they?

No idea. They only fly by when it's very or completely dark. It's rare to even vaguely see them. I just hear them.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's hard af to identify bats if you don't set up cameras and/or are actively stalking them. At most you just see something flapping around in the sky.

The problem is when they infest your roof. They're still not going to attack you, but they'll piss and shit over the roof.

You should rejoice, for bat guano is an ingredient for the Fireball spell.

[Guest]

Why did so many niggers die in Vietnam?
When the seargent said "get down!" they all got up and started dancing.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Turns out you shouldn't move it all around into enemy fire.

[Guest]

Racists don't need girlfriends.

[veris leta facies]

When the seargent said "get down!" they all got up and started dancing.

That's all you niggers do.

[Lindsay's Liver]

I like Eric July's commentary a lot, but I don't think I would take a white guy seriously who wore a Mario shirt and a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cap. Somehow I give him a pass. There's racism on my part in there somewhere, I'm sure.

[ComaOfSouls]

This reminds me of someone in 8th grade, who at lunch one day asked "What's wrong with saying 'spic?'" The white guys laughed, and I thought it was directed to Mexicans and/or Puerto Ricans. I'm neither, Dominican, but I still thought it was offensive. He kept asking the question, even after I kicked him in the shin as hard as I can while we were all sitting at lunch. He never understood what kind of idiotic shit he was pulling. Stupid questions do exist, especially something like that.