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Re: Non-complaining thread

Post by Old Black Man » Wed Nov 20, 2024 9:48 pm

Humanity will never have to fear an alien invasion, they’ll see our LGBTBBQ+ leftists nut jobs and laugh their asses off before returning home to tell the other species about the dumb monkeys on Erf.
I’m getting too old for this shitposting.

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Re: Non-complaining thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Nov 20, 2024 9:55 pm

Old Black Man wrote:
Wed Nov 20, 2024 9:48 pm
Humanity will never have to fear an alien invasion, they’ll see our LGBTBBQ+ leftists nut jobs and laugh their asses off before returning home to tell the other species about the dumb monkeys on Erf.
Memes aside, I doubt anything beyond a type 1 civilisation even exists. The great filter gets them all.

Any species hardy and smart enough to pass it would just hang around, craft some sterilising disease and obliterate us entirely.
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Re: Non-complaining thread

Post by Old Black Man » Wed Nov 20, 2024 9:55 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Wed Nov 20, 2024 9:55 pm
Old Black Man wrote:
Wed Nov 20, 2024 9:48 pm
Humanity will never have to fear an alien invasion, they’ll see our LGBTBBQ+ leftists nut jobs and laugh their asses off before returning home to tell the other species about the dumb monkeys on Erf.
Memes aside, I doubt anything beyond a type 1 civilisation even exists. The great filter gets them all.

Any species hardy and smart enough to pass it would just hang around, craft some sterilising disease and obliterate us entirely.
Can’t say I’d blame them.
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Re: Non-complaining thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Nov 20, 2024 9:56 pm

Yeah, they're definitely gonna make sure that the disease won't spread beyond the confines of our planet.
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Re: Non-complaining thread

Post by rabidtictac » Wed Nov 20, 2024 9:56 pm

Life is conflict. No species reaching our level of development would be anything other than violent, vicious and egocentric. Because that's how you survive.

We better hope we never encounter any advanced civilizations. Humans are still made of meat, after all.
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Re: Non-complaining thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Nov 20, 2024 9:59 pm

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Re: Non-complaining thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Nov 20, 2024 10:08 pm

rabidtictac wrote:
Wed Nov 20, 2024 9:56 pm
Life is conflict. No species reaching our level of development would be anything other than violent, vicious and egocentric. Because that's how you survive.

We better hope we never encounter any advanced civilizations. Humans are still made of meat, after all.
Never mind the meat. It's the discord that's the problem.

You can not travel for hundreds or thousands of years - and that's what it would take - in a vessel where nothing can ever go catastrophically wrong with a bunch of arguing faggots.

Thus any civilisation like that would either be borderline non-sentient or so 100% agreeable only with themselves that any civilisation even remotely different or diverse of anything would seem so offensive they would eradicate them.
Not just without feeling guilty but out of a vital urge.

Assuming the impossible and just thinking FTL travel was possible, we'd viciously kill every xeno scum civ way before word got back to Holy Terra. No doubt about that in my mind!
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Re: Non-complaining thread

Post by rabidtictac » Fri Nov 29, 2024 6:27 am

Happy Thanksgiving you miserable fucks.

I'm thankful I can still shitpost online in the year of our lord, 2024.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Nov 29, 2024 6:33 am

Looking forward to deranged SJWs on twitter and bluesky bitching about their family again.
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Re: Non-complaining thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Nov 29, 2024 2:44 pm

Erntedankfest was on the 6th October, Ammikäfer.
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