People love complaining, right? Complain about everything (life, health, bad luck, random shit etc)

[CuckTurdginson]

Bc of course she's some polyamorous weirdo with 4 kids; its either people like that, a hambeast, or I get yelled at for dating younger.

Just ignore shitheads that get mad about age gaps. They're usually just jealous that they can't have someone young.

I’m making minimum wage, so the second I pull a job people respect I think I could date 22-25.

Ironically I could also lose some weight and put some muscle back on. Again, money for a gym membership.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Going out with femoids incurs in the expectation that you pay the bill, so that's a "no" for me, boss.

Heh. Same. I don't think I ever paid for a chick. You could get away with that as a student. Not at my age though.

Any woman who still expects the *man* to pay for her in Current Year is suffering from internalized misogyny

[rabidtictac]

Bc of course she's some polyamorous weirdo with 4 kids; its either people like that, a hambeast, or I get yelled at for dating younger.

Just ignore shitheads that get mad about age gaps. They're usually just jealous that they can't have someone young.

I’m making minimum wage, so the second I pull a job people respect I think I could date 22-25.

Ironically I could also lose some weight and put some muscle back on. Again, money for a gym membership.

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Planet Fatness, bro. Really. It's $50 on sign-up followed by $15 a month. You won't get a better deal anywhere.

Gym bros complain about the place because it has a very casual, normalfag atmosphere and weights that don't go very high. But the dumbbells still top out at 75lbs each. If you can't rep a combined 150 in free weights then you haven't outgrown PF yet. And I don't mean single rep or baby rep. If you can't put up 10 reps in 3 sets on two 75s then even the PF still has work you can get done.

I see a lot of people scorning places like that, but the work is where you find it. I've seen gym monsters even at planet fitness.

And don't use the excuse that you need money for a gym membership to get fit. You can do pushups anywhere you have room in your place, or you can download calisthenics routines on your phone and go to a park.

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But if you think you'd get $15/month worth of use out of a gym membership, you can go the planet fatness route. Remember that it's what you do with what you have that matters, not what you have. You can crank the resistance up to max on those shitty PF exercise bikes and end the day covered in sweat.

Or you could go running at a local park.

Honestly, I think most people these days don't care about status as much as looks and fitness. The majority of people in America are struggling to pay billz. But the majority of people in America are not fit, let alone muscular. Get your body looking as good as it can and I think you will feel better about yourself too. You can do it bro.

Spoilered for mention of Planet Fatness.

[Kugelfisch]

But I'm autistic and I don't like talking to normies (most of the time,) and I'd rather be lonely than put up with bullshit. So I just have to own it.

I get my normal social interaction fill at work. I get my sperging done here.
What is there even to talk about with friends? Last one I had lost his mind in weed-induced psychosis during lockdowns. Dude would ramble about absolute nonsense and not be interested in an actual conversation.

What am I supposed to pour my heart out and explain my life's philosophy to a normalnigger? I wouldn't even know where to start. It doesn't matter either way, since, while I'm alone, I'm not lonely.

How would I explain myself even? Some of you know me for over a decade on here and yet how would you square that with me IRL being very blasé and exceedingly polite and social?

Perhaps you can manage to imagine that. Now think of the other way around. Do you think a single normalfag would understand my online persona?

There is a mouse currently in my house! I'll buy the deadliest sticky traps tomorrow.

Just catch it with a dish towel or gloves. I've also caught several with bare hands. They could bite but from my experience a mouse cupped in your hands won't. It's likely to piss, though. Poor thing is scared.

[Le Redditeur]

One of my cats once brought a live mouse inside my bedroom to play with it. Once the mouse outsmarted him and his beneath something the cat couldn't reach, I swear, the goddamn cat looked at me and just fucked off "it's your problem now"-style. I had to use the vacuum cleaner to catch the mouse and release it outside.

[rabidtictac]

How would I explain myself even? Some of you know me for over a decade on here and yet how would you square that with me IRL being very blasé and exceedingly polite and social?

Perhaps you can manage to imagine that. Now think of the other way around. Do you think a single normalfag would understand my online persona?

I wonder. I agree the normalnigger mind is too small to encompass such concepts as the duality of man. But I am here fairly like I am everywhere. More polite IRL and soft-spoken, but still myself. Except I barely talk at all IRL unless I know you. I do my sperging here, so the walls of text are an online thing.

I'd wager you are still you, for all that the internet persona cuts out a lot of the social politeness bullshit. George Carlin wasn't lying when he said bullshit is the glue that holds society together. A place like this just doesn't square with normalfags because they can't comprehend saying what you mean rather than being fake nice or fake polite.

I do believe it's possible to have friends one doesn't have to be fake around, but that's not a common happenstance. Those kinds of friendships are very rare. It's been my experience IRL that most people, no matter how close your relationship with them may be, just want to hear you agree with their own opinions. I learned to listen and regurgitate people's bullshit back at them early in life and refined the talent in college. I've rarely encountered a person who said, "now hold up, that sounds like you're just telling me what I want to hear, rather than what you really think." Shit, come to think of it... I'm not sure I've EVER heard someone who said that to me.

But that's how people are, man. I still feel like there must be friendships and relationships out there in the world worth having. That's just, like, my feelings, man.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Just catch it with a dish towel or gloves. I've also caught several with bare hands. They could bite but from my experience a mouse cupped in your hands won't. It's likely to piss, though. Poor thing is scared.

[Kugelfisch]

I'd wager you are still you, for all that the internet persona cuts out a lot of the social politeness bullshit.

Sure, necessarily to some extend. But I've worked with people closely for years that have no idea that I'm even right wing.

It's not even like I'm hiding it. If asked, I'd truthfully answer and I've never pretended to be anywhere near left-leaning. People just don't ask.
I know just about everything about my work colleagues from asking questions in casual conversation. In turn, I got questioned only twice if I was married.
People are very happy to tell you everything when asked and sometimes even unprompted. They are even more happy to keep talking and never ask you anything in return.

So despite not hiding anything or acting, they would be utterly blindsided by my actual beliefs.

[ebin namefag]

One of my cats once brought a live mouse inside my bedroom to play with it.

Should have dropped it in your bed.

People are very happy to tell you everything when asked and sometimes even unprompted. They are even more happy to keep talking and never ask you anything in return.

YouTube pedophile confrontations are the greatest proof of this.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Should have dropped it in your pants.

FTFY