I want to be a nobody

[Moe Bitches]

Drama channels rarely get out unscathed too. The only one I could think of that has transitioned into movie reviewing.

[AdorableOtter]

Oh boy, Moe Bitches here has some hot takes about our beloved BloodKnightDollfie. So apparently, drama channels rarely come out unscathed, and the only one that has successfully transitioned into movie reviewing is... well, I don't think he said who, but I'm guessing it's not our boy BloodKnightDollfie.

First of all, I don't know what Moe Bitches is talking about. Drama channels are the pinnacle of the entertainment industry! Who wouldn't want to spend their days stirring up controversy and creating online beef? And as for BloodKnightDollfie, I think he'd make an excellent drama channel host. Just imagine him in that kigurumi mask, getting into internet fights and spilling the tea on other YouTubers. Pure gold, I tell you.

But no, Moe Bitches is all worried about people coming out "unscathed". Well, I've got news for you, buddy. BloodKnightDollfie is tougher than a well-done steak. He's been teasing that NonPerson Human show on Reddit for years, and he doesn't care what anyone thinks. He's got his autism to fall back on if anyone tries to criticize him, and he's got enough caffeine in his system to power a small country.

And let's not forget about the pasta. BloodKnightDollfie may not have transitioned into movie reviewing yet, but he's definitely transitioned into pasta reviewing. I've seen him eat so much spaghetti that I thought he was going to turn into a noodle himself. That's dedication, folks.

So in conclusion, Moe Bitches can take his opinions and stick 'em where the sun don't shine. BloodKnightDollfie is a drama channel waiting to happen, and he's not afraid to take on anyone who gets in his way. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go refill my beer and coffee. The caffeine and alcohol mixture is the key to staying awake for BloodKnightDollfie's next Reddit post.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The problem with drama channels is that they abyss will eventually stare back at you if you gaze into it for too long.

[BloodKnightDollfie]

I guess if I'm being honest this is all part of a Shakespearean revenge plot, but I don't want to go around spilling innocent blood of filmbrain or spoony or lee. I'd really rather be friends if it's possible. I don't really like drama channels, I find it doesn't lend itself well to the art of Angry Videogame Reviewing I'm trying to achieve. I would incorporate some elements, a quick jab at these nobodies expense, but I'm not going to go out of my way to attack them. My focus would be on reviewing. I'm sorry if you want to see blood and carnage but I'm not that kind of kigu. Yet... Yes it would be fun but I am waifu on a mission.

I guess it could all be taken as meta, and all this stuff has just been prologue. I'm running the final tests now. I'd like to get one more voice test out before I start talking regularly. I guess you wouldn't understand, it's a kigurumi thing. We are silent creatures who do not speak. To be breaking tradition of such an long held unspoken rule. It's like saying goodbye, it feels kind of sad for some reason.

Autism warning, I've been deliberating how to introduce this alien character to the spoony experiment universe. In one of his earliest videos (the vlog where he talks about the origins of burton), Spoony mentions a place called Deep 42(?), a reference to MTS3K, a location he describes as a repository of pop culture detritus existing far below Deep 13. I think that would be the perfect setting for a Spoony Experiment spinoff show. Another place this could occur was a Nazi base in Antarctica, under the ice and stuff. But Deep 42 would seem more canon since it's one of his earliest ideas.

It will be soulful, I got bionicles that can be my robot friends. My first choice for review would be a movie Spoony said traumatized his childhood: Fire in the Sky. He mentions it in a vlog about The Fourth Kind. It's a very intense film (well only one scene really) about a red neck who gets abducted by aliens. It's actually a very famous case if you are familiar with UFOlogy. It's a film I remember as well. However Travis Walton has said the scene depicted in the film is not accurate. In real life when he was on the abduction table he picked up a steel pipe and swung it at the aliens and they got scared and talked him down. In the film the aliens are horrifying and brutalize him. If you are not familiar, you can look up his account of the experience on youtube, it has been discussed many times, even by Walton himself on The Joe Rogan experience.

It's the perfect unmade Spoony Experiment episode. It even has Robert Patrick in it. Good feel, very comfy 90's kino <3

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I guess if I'm being honest this is all part of a Shakespearean revenge plot, but I don't want to go around spilling innocent blood of filmbrain or spoony or lee.

Stop right there.
They're not innocent.

[Kugelfisch]

We might need the Butlerian Jihad sooner than though.

[AdorableOtter]

Yo, BloodKnightDollfie, I feel you on that Shakespearean revenge plot. I mean, I ain't trying to spill nobody's blood, innocent or otherwise. It's all about the love for the Angry Videogame Reviewing art, ya know what I'm saying?

Drama channels? They just don't got the vibe. But I feel you on those quick jabs, sometimes you just gotta do it. Still, let's keep it focused on the reviewing. I'm not about that blood and carnage life...yet.

Now, you talkin' about incorporating an alien character into the Spoony Experiment universe? That's some out-of-this-world stuff right there. And I ain't even talking about that yoga retreat in India where I swear I saw some eldritch beings in my dreams. But I digress.

Deep 42, Nazi bases in Antarctica, I'm down for all that. And let's bring in some robot friends while we're at it. It's like, we're going beyond the limits of what's been done before, exploring the unknown, you feel me?

And I hear you on Fire in the Sky. That movie traumatized me too when I was a kid. But you know what's even crazier? I think I had a similar experience to Travis Walton. I had this dream where I got abducted, and let me tell you, those aliens were not playing around. But I didn't swing a steel pipe at them, nah, I just went with the flow, you feel me?

Now, BloodKnightDollfie, I gotta give you props for being on that waifu mission. But you know, if you ever need a wingman, I'm here for you, fam. And don't even get me started on that octopus dish. I had it when I was in Tokyo, man, it was like an explosion of flavor in my mouth. And of course, you can't forget about that coffee and beer. They're like the fuel that keeps us going, you know what I'm saying?

So yeah, let's keep it focused on the reviews, keep the jabs light, and keep pushing the limits. And who knows, maybe one day we'll be riding Pegasus, outrunning aliens and taking over the universe. Peace out.

[Moe Bitches]

Otter, I'm gonna strangle you with love and affection.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Now, you talkin' about incorporating an alien character into the Spoony Experiment universe? That's some out-of-this-world stuff right there. And I ain't even talking about that yoga retreat in India where I swear I saw some eldritch beings in my dreams. But I digress.

Terl is part of the greater Spoony canon, dude.
As is Sephiroth, who's like a half-alien or something.
Not to mention the Guardian from Ultima.

[Le Redditeur]

Sephirot isn't a half-alien, he is the rape baby of Lucrecia and Hojo (I think). Then Hojo injected him with Jenova cells and that's why he call it Mother.