People love complaining, right? Complain about everything (life, health, bad luck, random shit etc)

[mad bum]

EDIT: The best part of his story is helping bathe a black child that his mother adopted, or something, after they were reunited. He didn't know what a black person was. He thought they were dirty so he scrubbed them raw trying to clean their skin. That shit's actually legitimately funny.

So Nintendo Germany was ripping off tales of a Holocaust survivor? Oy gevalt!

SpoilerShow

Man I loved the shitty mario comics that would appear in nintendo power.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Nope. The only funny season was the first or second. The one where an insufferable twat called Daniel Kübelböck was in it.

These shows usually always lose steam quickly.

The first season of this Krautian Idol? All the top 3 ended up having some form of career.
The second season? I guess the winner lasted a while.
The current season? Not even the producers give a s hit about the winner 'cause they're already working on the next season.

This is especially funny considering the show is called "Germany's looking for the Super Star". I guess they haven't found him yet.

(I say usually because there's still interest in making wild guesses about what washed-up loser will defile his own career for good by washing up in this mess)

Now, there are just people absolutely nobody knows. Stuff like "daughter of obscure actress" or "got fifth place in Big Brother season 8 (whatthatsstillmadewhatthefuck?)" and such drivel. Plus, the really disgusting and torturous tests were removed thanks to animal right's activists claiming bugs to matter.

Even an amoeba doesn't deserve to be violated by these losers.

(Oh, and of course they like to pretend that they have to live in the wild jungle and shit, but it's basically some Truman Show park in Australia or wherever. Not even the fucking ponds are natural.)

[Kugelfisch]

Yeah, now it's just looking at who will be in it, not even watching the show. Just seeing if you know one of them and going "Heh. Guess they've hit rock bottom.".

[RAPEMAN]

Cotton/polyester blends suck.

[Kugelfisch]

Should've kept the niggers in the fields for 100% cotton clothes.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I just found out that Wikipedia lets you write messages to IP adresses. I don't quite get that tbh. You just visit the site and get a message notification that isn't even directed at you because the IP you currently have just so happened to be used by someone else previously.

[Pepsi Man]

Hello. I am a customer who is intent that I want to place an order for a future date with your store. No I didn't think about what I wanted to order and no I don't care that you just lost 20 minutes of work time to me saying, "ummmmm," and changing my mind repeatedly.

[Guest]

I just found out that Wikipedia lets you write messages to IP adresses. I don't quite get that tbh. You just visit the site and get a message notification that isn't even directed at you because the IP you currently have just so happened to be used by someone else previously.

I wanted to make a Wikipedo account to deface articles but I thought I'd just get IP banned and never bothered. Not sure why I thought that, guess it's because I got unpersoned from Twitter a few years ago.

[RAPEMAN]

Fuck the rain. So I decided today is the day I'm going to get off my ass and cut the grass. I get the front and side done and then it starts to pour. The rain stopped and few minutes after starting and I decide to wait a couple of hours to let the water settle. I tried once again, this time exerting more effort because the grass globs together into a sludge, but my mower can take it - it's man's mower! There is now a cloud of mosquitos trying to drain me of my life essence. Finally, while cutting under the trees, the mower gets too wet and starts to putt. I go back inside defeated and will continue once again in a couple of hours.

[Kugelfisch]

I should've had internet today. I supposedly missed the technician, despite being at home all morning.
Turns out that my doorbell was turned off. I tried it out at my door and it works. I tried it from the board outside and it doesn't. So my fucking doorbell rings even when turned off directly at my doorstep. What's the point in that? If you're somehow in the building and can go up to my apartment door you may as well knock. Why can't that switch be disabled`?
I had to leave my phone recording and had to go down and ring the bell to figure out what is on and what is not because the push button has no indication at all.
I'll have to wait until Monday now.

Hello. I am a customer

Hi, I'm looking for this, well, you know. This stuff you need for soup. No, not stock. No, not some vegetables. No, not meatballs. I have no idea if the thing I need is a powder, a liquid, solid or if it comes in a bag, glass, tube or box. Why don't you know what I mean? No, I don't know what kind of soup. My wife sent me and I am the most clueless man on this planet.