People love complaining, right? Complain about everything (life, health, bad luck, random shit etc)

[rabidtictac]

Shaving is difficult for me as well. I have some sort of weird face where I always take forever on my chin and neck area or else I get a shitload of cuts.

But I also probably suck at shaving tbh. I've never found any shaving cream to be worth it for my skin. It's always an active detriment to my attempts to shave because it gunks up the razor and slicks hairs down so they don't get cut. I usually just shower and then shave with a hot razor and water. I've found buzzers work better for me than electric style razors. Buzz it close and then shave the rest with a sharp razor and hot water.

[mad bum]

The best way to shave is getting one of those beard trimmers for $20, then afterwards you can razor the rest off.

[GestapoAssiman]

Get that fucking chemical thing women use on their legs. Put it on your face and then wash it off after couple of minutes.

Burns your hair off motherfuckeeer

[Auli]

Why the fuck would any man chemically castrate your face-beard?

I've always used water when I shave. Those creams suck. I would have had neat van Dyke beard if only both sides would connect from my moustache to my beard. But only one does, so I have a shit van Dyke beard.

[GestapoAssiman]

Why the fuck would any man chemically castrate your face-beard?

If the razor cuts your face or makes it itchy, perhaps?

I always use this electronic piece of shit to shave my face. It's a fucking pain in the ass. Shaving sucks dicks

[Guest]

Was in the library bathroom and some guy came in with BO so bad I almost threw up. Minutes later, even in fresh air, I was nauseous.

[mad bum]

The same thing used to happen at a pet store I worked at. All the cat ladies smelled like piss.

[AngrySpoonySnob]

use (real organic) coconut oil before and after you shave (non electronic) and thank me later

[Kugelfisch]

Was in the library bathroom and some guy came in with BO so bad I almost threw up. Minutes later, even in fresh air, I was nauseous.

Many people stink. Some from old sweat, some naturally, some because they don't wash and some because they bathe in perfume. If you ever work in retail you'll be victim to all the worst smells of people you can imagine. You have cunts that leave an almost tangible, nay, able to cut cloud of stench behind them. You will know what a dog feels like, being able to trace a person's movements through the store five minutes later. It's absurd.

And some cunt douses her money in perfume. Always twenties, almost sticky from that shit. Counting money is a shit enough task already. Money is dirty and stinks as it stands, the bank went from a nice safe I can just throw that shit in to a fucking ATM that takes forever, is broken every week and requires me to flatten all the kinks in the money. The last fucking thing I need is several of them feeling like some incredibly sweaty fuck stored it in his socks and being so doused in perfume that they take your breath.

[Kugelfisch]

use (real organic) coconut oil before and after you shave (non electronic) and thank me later

That's why I use Italian almond butter instead of canned shaving cream. But I'll try out coconut oil.