People love complaining, right? Complain about everything (life, health, bad luck, random shit etc)

[Moe Bitches]

My roommate is basically the retarded guy from that one Always Sunny episode.

[RedLine]

I don't understand that reference but you two should settle your differences on the basketball court.

[mad bum]

[Moe Bitches]

I'll try to upload some "secret" audio recording I have of him. What I could really say about him is that he is on the spectrum, he works at Little Caesars, he's the football manager, and he tries to be a comedian, with crude jokes glore. Oh and he's a white redneck. Fucking great. (What a twist!)

It's debatable on whether or not he's gay or not. Like he says a bunch of gay shit like sleeping naked, sleeping with me, asking me do I "choke the chicken" and how long do I take a shit and it creeps me out. He always says the equivalent of "It's a prank bro!", but at this point I don't even fucking know. Not to mention he's 22. He's leaving in December, so I'll have to look forward to that.

I found out a parent of his passed yeara ago as well as his grandmother a few weeks ago so that kinda puts some of the stuff he does in prospective, but why me? He's a completely different person around other people. I have a feeling he's just fucking with me, but at the same time I feel like he's being serious. Dat's why I have my fists and my knife that I carry.

[Rapeculture]

He wants that black cock, Moe. You should give it to him already.

[Moe Bitches]

He wants that black cock, Moe. You should give it to him already.

No, just no. I have rules that I live by, some of them being that I don't wanna be fucked in the ass nor do I want to fuck a dude in the ass. Or fucking a dude in general. Where's the fun in that shit? Never did, never will. And before one of you say don't knock it til' you try it, I'm guessing you've had some experience with it.

[Rapeculture]

He wants that black cock, Moe. You should give it to him already.

No, just no. I have rules that I live by, some of them being that I don't wanna be fucked in the ass nor do I want to fuck a dude in the ass. Or fucking a dude in general. Where's the fun in that shit? Never did, never will. And before one of you say don't knock it til' you try it, I'm guessing you've had some experience with it.

Oh, come on now, you know I'm just fucking around, gangsta.

In all seriousness, I'd tell him to knock that shit off. Don't suffer any fools, man. I sure as shit never did. It's my policy. Entertaining idiots is a waste of valuable time and energy.

If you can afford it, try to live alone and away from scum. You'll feel a lot better, and you'll have your privacy on top of that.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Use this chance to explore you bi-curiosity, mate.

[RedLine]

He definitely wants your wang buried inside him. Better check for hidden cameras in your bathroom and make sure you don't leave drinks sitting around.

[Moe Bitches]

Oh dear god, I don't wanna be Bill Cosby'd.
And also I live on campus so....There's that. But luckily he leaves on the weekends.