People love complaining, right? Complain about everything (life, health, bad luck, random shit etc)

[Guest]

[Kugelfisch]

A gentleman such as yourself shouldn't have to put up with such things, maybe you should teach them a lesson they will never forget.

You're alright. Don't go to the supermarket tomorrow.

[Guest]

I only go there to beat off on the produce.

[BlueberryRagamuffin]

Nothing fucking works today. Fucking servers are unavailable, IT team of something different fucked some numbers preventing shutdown. Fucking technology can eat a dick!

I work in IT. Half of us are sociopaths. The other half are incompetents.

[Guest]

lol beartatoe.

Saved!

[Kugelfisch]

I only go there to beat off on the produce.

That's not as shocking as you may think it is.

[Guest]

Adam Levine finally left The Voice, so we can stop hearing about the fucking bromance between him and that country faggot. AL is literally the gayest straight man I've ever seen. He claims to not be gay but you can just look at him and know he's sucked more than one cock, and recently too. Faggot has a song about having moves like Jagger. Bitch, Jagger spent the '70s in a decade long blowbang in the back of porn theaters.

TL; DR - Adam Levine is GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

[Pepsi Man]

Nearly two years of dedicated service to a crappy job but still a job that I enjoy.
Suddenly have a few weeks of multiple ER visits resulting in them pumping morphine and various other drugs into my body.
Can't lift heavier things without it triggering pain so bad in the left side of my abdominal region that I'm left a shaking mess unable to even talk properly (no, this is not a joke).
Need doctor's orders to prove it.
HR makes it very clear that even with that doctor's notice I'm likely out of a job as a result of the issues because god forbid they move me to a less intensive position ("if you're calling in to the position that requires you to work entirely solo and lift heavy things for 4 to 8 hours a day what makes us think you won't call in to a position that has multiple other workers and doesn't require you to lift those things?").

Corporate America is the absolute worst. I used to wonder why people didn't give notice when they left a job. Now I get it.

[Guest]

>I enjoy my job.
The first in a long line of mistakes. Hang yourself.

[Pepsi Man]

>I enjoy my job.
The first in a long line of mistakes. Hang yourself.

If you're going to spend a significant portion of your time doing something so you can live comfortably then you may as well do something you enjoy. That was alright, though. I give it a 5/10. Could use more punch but was significantly uncalled for enough that normies on the internet would get offended.