Non-complaining thread

[Complicity]

Garfield must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance against Ryu.

The faggot doesn't even know that M.Bison is ACKshually known as Vega in Japan, and don't get me started on Doki Doki Panic.

[Le Redditeur]

Maybe that's the final chapter big reveal. "Garfield, I'm actually... Vega! You former owner!" "Impossible", said Garfield, "Vega died in Super Mario Bros 2" "Well, about that..."

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's a short, one-chapter-wonder, like everything by the man.
Here's the fanfic in full, btw.

This is scarily accurate to how some Chinese novels sound. They captured the tone perfectly.

Do want.

[rabidtictac]

If you want a serious version of the same thing, read The Water Margin. There are many stories about manly men doing manly things because some dude dared to challenge them.

[Complicity]

If you want a serious version of the same thing, read The Water Margin. There are many stories about manly men doing manly things because some dude dared to challenge them.

Do those manly men have orgies in those stories?
Because Garfield has an orgy with the Street Fightan ladies in that thing.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

No woman can resist Garfield's raw manliness and rippling muscles.

[Complicity]

Well, time to discover if Garfield will get what he fucking deserves in Garfield meets Joaquin Phoenix.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It is even more glorious than you could possibly imagine.

[Kugelfisch]

>his morning scream
>words poured into eyeballs like liquid wine
This is seriously much too well written to be an accident. Unironically, this is art!

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The (consistently) shoddy grammar reminds me of squirrelking (aka the Halflife Fulllife Consequences), but it's the bloody poetic eloquence that really sells it.
I'd unironically love to read shit like the Edda or the Odyssey in this style. Certainly more than the fucking Ebonics version.