Bitches

[Le Redditeur]

So, a local man was arrested after beating up his girlfriend badly and getting caught on camera doing it; the police says he hit her with more than 60 strikes, almost killing her. So, naturally, the fucker gets flooded with messages from other women - reportedly he got over 1500 romantic messages.

And we are supposed to pretend women aren't completely retarded, of course.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They can fix him.

[rabidtictac]

So, a local man was arrested after beating up his girlfriend badly and getting caught on camera doing it; the police says he hit her with more than 60 strikes, almost killing her. So, naturally, the fucker gets flooded with messages from other women - reportedly he got over 1500 romantic messages.

And we are supposed to pretend women aren't completely retarded, of course.

Good example of lizard brain and how it works.

[Kugelfisch]

90% of commercials is "Hey faggot, remember Kellogs Smacks exist? Haven't had them for a while, huh? Pick them up next groceries run!". That works.

9% go controversial in a bad way and go "Hey faggot, didn't feel insecure enough about drinking light beer yet? Here's the most gay, least likable asshole we could find to shill Bud Light! Don't like it? That's what we think you are. Gay! Super gay! Fuck you! Buy our gay swill, cum pig!".
And it doesn't work.

1% go controversial by this way to get twitter trending. Does it work? I dunno. It's not bad, though.

So, a local man was arrested after beating up his girlfriend badly and getting caught on camera doing it; the police says he hit her with more than 60 strikes, almost killing her. So, naturally, the fucker gets flooded with messages from other women - reportedly he got over 1500 romantic messages.

And we are supposed to pretend women aren't completely retarded, of course.

A 60-hit wall-carry combo is insane! Cloud 9 has a spot free. They should sponsor him!

[Lindsay's Liver]

Every famous serial killer who gets caught becomes a rock star to a curious group of infatuated women. Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez even married a female fan who wrote letters to him while he was in prison.

Something about a violent man behind bars gets pussies wet

Maybe this is the modern day incel's solution. Maybe not letting himself get arrested the day he went on his killing spree was Eliot Rodger's last stupid mistake.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It was in his nature to fail at everything he tried.

[ebin namefag]

90% of commercials is "Hey faggot

Rude.

9% go controversial in a bad way and go "Hey faggot, didn't feel insecure enough about drinking light beer yet? Here's the most gay, least likable asshole we could find to shill Bud Light!

But enough about Shane Gillis.

It was in his nature to fail at everything he tried.

But enough about me.

[Kugelfisch]

Maybe not letting himself get arrested the day he went on his killing spree was Eliot Rodger's last stupid mistake.

Buddy, was it ever! Maximum difficulty for being a manlet HAPA but you know there's at least a handful of really dumb bitches watching his supreme gentleman videos on repeat while getting soft in the knees.
Orcril has such complicated daddy issues, she'd leave Spoonfag in an instant.

90% of commercials is "Hey faggot

9% go controversial in a bad way and go "Hey faggot, didn't feel insecure enough about drinking light beer yet? Here's the most gay, least likable asshole we could find to shill Bud Light!

But enough about Shane Gillis.

That's a better joke than Gillis will tell all year.

[RAPEMAN]

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's funny 'cause it's true.

(I suspect Eve was also salty she wasn't married to God)