I want to be a nobody

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

And Lego's also under pressure to make their rectangular bits of plastic more environmentally-friendly.

This all comes as a shock to me.
Kigurumi in my opinion is a subspecies of femboy.
Waifus are supposed to be obnoxious.

But you're not normal. Which makes you queer, aka a precious special snowflake :3

[wulfenlord]

Do the Kigu elders bequeath onto apprentices their own sets of pronouns upon completing the waifu training?

[BloodKnightDollfie]

I play Lego with you. Play you citypop. Engage with the community. Feed you.
The perfect waifu, I don't understand. Why am I not loved? ;c
Gonna let things stew a week, got a couple kigu things in the render queue.
Then I'll compose a proper full fledged review. This is the way.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Is there a song that goes with this, Kigu-chan?

[BloodKnightDollfie]

Gonna try idoling as well thanks for reminding me.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I hope you go slightly vintage. 90s idorus are best idorus.

[ebin namefag]

Is there a song that goes with this, Kigu-chan?

This is the way.

I play Lego with you. Play you citypop. Engage with the community. Feed you.

I really don't want you feeding anybody.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

This is the way, eh? But does it have to be?

[BloodKnightDollfie]

I-I did another voice test. I think I'm getting more comfortable speaking. I asked my turaga to ship me my collection of Bionicles. Should be arriving later this week. I have a good idea, I can use them as my robot friends. Like how TTV uses them in skits or how Spoony used his action figures in his X-Files: Resist or Serve review.

Something like this:



It'd be easier to speak through the Bionicle characters and I wouldn't have to suit up as much.

I'm also trying to get a collection of Pogs going. The setup would be a bunch of Bionicles sitting around playing Pogs somewhere in Deep-42 (like those poker scenes in Star Trek TNG) and then they would start reviewing stuff. I think It would be very aesthetic, because we are all this "pop-culture detritus" reviewing in this surrealist purgatory Deep-42 as part of a Spoony Experiment Spinoff. My hope is it's soulful and kino enough to stir something in the heart of Lee or Film Brain and they will collab with me.

I really want to review a random episode of Jem (to debunk Nostalgia Chicks Review lol). Street Sharks would also be based. There are a few episodes that could be considered predictive programming.

[Kugelfisch]

You sound like the intro to a Rings of Saturn album with that voice modulator.
That is not a compliment.