Clown World General

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

She will watch as he is eaten alive by a horde of starved pigs (aka any random group of North Korean pigs).

[CuckTurdginson]

You can't make her the least bit attractive. She's as pale and as skinny as a skeleton.

You say that, but you've got people like MovieBlob who simp for her

He'd be the first to die.

Does that thought make you hard?

[Guest]

She will watch as he is eaten alive by a horde of starved pigs (aka any random group of North Korean pigs).

I imagine they keep the pigs well fed, actually. Probably no shortage of North Korean corpses for them to feed on

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Yeah, but most of them are just skin and bones.

[Guest]

Yeah but the sheer volume of them, plus the organs, would probably be enough to keep them well fed

[Poonoo]

The men involved in this will get accused of sexual assault within the month.

This happened 3 years ago and I think they all got fired for what they did for "making fake studies" even though that was the fucking point.

Picture her in a sexy military uniform.

You can't make her the least bit attractive. She's as pale and as skinny as a skeleton.

Next minute you say this...

You can't make her the least bit attractive. She's as pale and as skinny as a skeleton.

You say that, but you've got people like MovieBlob who simp for her

He'd be the first to die.

You're a miracle worker.

[RAPEMAN]

You're a miracle worker.

The real miracle worker was Bob's pancreas for lasting as long as it did. His heart and kidneys are on the front lines now.

[Guest]

His heart and kidneys are on the front lines now.

Somehow I don't think they're up to the challenge.
I'm surprised his joints and his gallbladder haven't also thrown in the towel.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Such is the resilience of a properly-evolved body.

[Moe Bitches]