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Re: Climate Change and You

Post by Le Redditeur » Wed Aug 25, 2021 9:15 pm

I didn't get it. What does the Balkans have to do with Dubai? The whores going there to get shat on by oil sheiks? That's hardly a Balkanic-exclusive phenomenon, whores from all around the world do that.

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Re: Climate Change and You

Post by ban » Wed Aug 25, 2021 9:30 pm

Le Redditeur wrote:
Wed Aug 25, 2021 9:15 pm
I didn't get it. What does the Balkans have to do with Dubai? The whores going there to get shat on by oil sheiks? That's hardly a Balkanic-exclusive phenomenon, whores from all around the world do that.
Apparently it's the dream of every balkanigger ever to have a vacation in Dubai because...I dunno, the rich go there and shit. Also this fucking thing :



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Speaking of Oil Whores, it might surprise you that out of all the things, only ONE fucked a Sheikh(legally) and married him. We busted her for Cocaine and illegal prostitution the other day :

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Yes, that is the actual first page of the local newspaper regarding the police affairs. :lol:

PS : Fuck it, might as well spoil the beans. Here's the big deal : you know all those Dubai rich whites, (((whites))) and sheikhs that supposedly have all those amazing party nights with the most "beautiful and wilf women" and shit like that, they show all the time when advertising Dubai? Well some of them, are actually top class escorts in the world, often billing something like 400 euroes for an hour, MINIMUM over there and just rake some insane cash. Here's the humour in all of this :

All those top class escorts are usually whores from the Red Light districts from Athens. The same districts that now have Pakistani troons and black transexuals begging to suck cock, while your average rapefugee fucks them, before going to fuck the average albanian woman hard-working but totally poor albanian mother that has to struggle. Here are two examples :
1.)From the Balkans in general :Show

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No, you're not losing your marbles, THE Aletta Ocean used to frequent a whore house for two summers to get enough money for her first boobjob, before upgrading her services as an escort.
2.)From Greece :Show

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She used to frequent Studios(aka 50 euro houses with supposedly cleaner bedrooms and non-fungus infected showers) due to her boobs. She now rakes about 400 euroes for each visit by the hour.

I remember back when I was in Lesvos a few of my islander friends would often talk about how they just wanted to go fuck her, just to feel those breasts. And then one thing led to another and suddenly I'm fucking knee deep in the archives of how the entire criminal underground works in Greece and how they sustain themselves. Let's just say that Lord Byron was right about Truth oft being stranger than any work of fiction.
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Re: Climate Change and You

Post by RAPEMAN » Wed Aug 25, 2021 10:47 pm

ban wrote:
Wed Aug 25, 2021 9:30 pm
Apparently it's the dream of every balkanigger ever to have a vacation in Dubai because...I dunno, the rich go there and shit.
You live beside Hellen of Arabia (Turkey) so I don't know how you can romanticize a Muslim nation. You already have beautiful beaches and tropical climate.
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Re: Climate Change and You

Post by ban » Wed Aug 25, 2021 11:02 pm

RAPEMAN wrote:
Wed Aug 25, 2021 10:47 pm
You live beside Hellen of Arabia (Turkey)
Fuck me, that was Golden. :lol:

What can I say, when you're a nation of poor retards, you tend to idolize whatever you see on tv. And what's on tv or at least used to be before the 'rona? Rich, beautiful people on super exotic resorts with a nary of cosmopolitan whores. It used to be Bangkok and Thailand and now it's Dubai. The destinations simply changed, though at least in Bangkok we didn't make donations to make supposed "traditional greek restaurants" so that your average greektard can go and party as if he's in the fucking doghouses. The people that tend to hate these places, are surpringly, the people from actual bumfuck nowhere that never cared for "the big city". But those are an extreme minority nowadays and barely account for a million people, given how many people have congrated on the big three cities and have shat everything up.

Our climate isn't tropical though, it's meditteranian. Only us, Spain, Italy and South California(soon to not have it due to retards cutting down their super important sequoias / giant redwoods) have similar climates. It's far more mellow and we have a lot more wind, which is why we tend to have such a rich selection of marinelife species.

I'm just fucking tired of all this and I wish I could just live in the countryside...but the moment I think about that, I'm reminded about what's actually happening in the countryside and why so few people live there at all :

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And this year, it even reached the cement-claded cities and burned even some of the houses :

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Shit, maybe we're all actually dead and this Hell. It probably just happens that Hell is a slow burning chemical...
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Re: Climate Change and You

Post by Rapeculture » Thu Aug 26, 2021 12:20 am

Sigh, is there any place decent to live anymore?
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Re: Climate Change and You

Post by RAPEMAN » Thu Aug 26, 2021 1:21 am

Rapeculture wrote:
Thu Aug 26, 2021 12:20 am
Sigh, is there any place decent to live anymore?
Poland between Slav and Saxon conflicts.
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Re: Climate Change and You

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Aug 26, 2021 2:21 am

Poland if you have work remotely and don't have to live on a Polish wage.
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Re: Climate Change and You

Post by Guest » Thu Aug 26, 2021 5:41 pm

Poland if you're an SS officer in 1939

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Re: Climate Change and You

Post by ban » Sat Aug 28, 2021 5:57 pm

Rapeculture wrote:
Thu Aug 26, 2021 12:20 am
Sigh, is there any place decent to live anymore?
Israel, if you're a chosentype.
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Re: Climate Change and You

Post by Guest » Sat Aug 28, 2021 6:39 pm

ban wrote:
Sat Aug 28, 2021 5:57 pm
Rapeculture wrote:
Thu Aug 26, 2021 12:20 am
Sigh, is there any place decent to live anymore?
Israel, if you're a chosentype.
The problem with Israel is that even if you're a Jew you're still surrounded by other Jews.

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