China

[Lindsay's Liver]

Those are CCBBCs. Climate Change-Based Blood Clots.

[rabidtictac]

It scary to think that the two shots I got a year ago can still kill me. The second shot did fuck up my arm but of course the doctor blamed it on Saturday night palsy even though I wasn't drunk. Or even had a taste of alcohol that night.

Yeah, when I asked the doc about the possibility of side effects, he acted like I was an actual crazy person for thinking there was the slightest possibility of a negative reaction to the shot.

Never mind that I had family members and friends exhibiting flu symptoms after getting the jab.

But hey, "I look on death as a short journey home."



Do your worst, faggot shot.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Excuse the double post

Looks like we'll finally become animu characters.

[RAPEMAN]

Covid has been making its rounds around work. After a day of dry lungs and a slight sore throat, I have tested HIV COVID positive. I'll keep you all posted.

[mad bum]

OH NO NOT THE HECKIN COLD! JANNIES BAN RAPEMAN FOR TWO WEEKS JUST TO BE SAFE.

[RAPEMAN]

"Cold" best describes how I feel. We had one person from work who said it was like a day-long head cold and the other was on deaths door. Guess which one was an overweight diabetic.

[Kugelfisch]

The one quintouple vaxxed?
You don't even get five days off for the coof anymore here. After three, you have to test again.
Your average doctor will give you the whole week off for a cold by default, especially if you're processing food. Not for the coof, though. Shows how much medical doctors think about that shit.

[RAPEMAN]

[mad bum]

it's like the elite script that they have to copypasta otherwise they commit suicide.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It is a mantra they must chant to prove that they are a true believer.