Fake News General

[ebin namefag]

Gavin is going to have an especially smug day.

And an especially large black buttplug in his ass in celebration.

[Le Redditeur]

It's not only Vice - a bunch of leftist rags are either closing shop or severely downsizing, and the dregs of society who are being fired from it have taken to Twitter (the evil platform most of the swore off for good last year) to cope and seethe about it:

All these useless dents getting the shaft while a few smart cunts just clean house and get the big payoffs. The world is healing.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

>I have been fired
>Let's go full French Revolution on these fuckers

Chill out. According to my extensive research of 1 minute or so, all you've done on Vice was writing horoscopes.
I think, at least. All of these hororscopes are officially written by someone else, but when I'm searching for your contributions all I find are some of these horoscopes.

[RAPEMAN]

These people need to learn to code, stat!

[Kugelfisch]

No, they need to pick up a shovel and clear out the nearest pig sty! Be actually useful and actually remove shit instead of fabricating it.

Oh how gleeful these useless retards were and still are about all those obsolete people getting laid off. Coal miner in your late 50s? ROFL just learn to code fgt!
Anyone operating any kind of vehicle? LOL ur gonna get replaced by AI-assisted self-driving!
What? My shit articles indistinguishable from fucking chatbot drivel are not needed? Woe is me!

L rizz, bozo! Rest in piss!

[Lindsay's Liver]

Anyone with a smartphone can be a journalist. I understand being sore after you get laid off, but if you really want to keep reporting... you CAN. You have a TV studio in your pocket. If your work is interesting and important, you can build an audience who will fund you. I know it's not easy, but if you're really passionate about this, the hard work ahead shouldn't scare you.

It's almost like these people are complete mediocrities who have no audience, and no hope of ever gaining one on their own, without the support of something like Vice.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

>implying they ever did real journaling instead of AI-generated drivel about queerness and gender

[Osterzone]

Seems like a nut who wanted attention. Supposedly he died, so I guess pro-goatfuckers will make him into a Thich Quang Duc

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

That'll show 'em. I hope others follow in his footsteps.

[RAPEMAN]

>thinking anyone really gives a damn

What a loser.