Fake News General

[McGinnis]

On a different note, I definitely need a VPN for me and another one for my parents.

What you need to do is get out of the country

[Le Redditeur]

And go where? I'm not a minority, I didn't take the Covid vaccine, so all doors are closed. Maybe I could try Uruguay, but what's the point, it will soon fall to Socialism again anyway.

Besides, my family is still here. My parents are old, and financially broken. No way I'd leave them here to suffer alone.

[RedLine]

At least you have the gigantic asses to stare at.

[Le Redditeur]

That's a nice perk. And I have been laughing pretty hard at some of the dark humor people are demonstrating. It didn't take a day for social media to turn Lula's campaign slogan into a symbol of schadenfreude to reply to his supporters when something bad happens to them.

[McGinnis]

And go where?

America

I'm not a minority

Doesn't matter, you're Hue. So long as you speak some Iberian language they don't understand, that's good enough for them

I didn't take the Covid vaccine

Come in illegally, they won't care. It's only if you try to come in legally that they care about you taking the covid jew juice

Besides, my family is still here. My parents are old, and financially broken. No way I'd leave them here to suffer alone.

Eh, your choice

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He'll probably just end up stuck in Tijuana.

[RAPEMAN]

TFW Le Redditeur is shit-posting from Martha's Vineyard.

[Le Redditeur]

Eh, I thought about offering my eternal loyalty and vote Democrat if they'd let me stay in the US, but then I realize they can just print ballots anyway so my offer isn't worth shit.

[RAPEMAN]

I'd suggest Canada but you have to be Indi/Paki to get in.

[McGinnis]

Eh, I thought about offering my eternal loyalty and vote Democrat if they'd let me stay in the US, but then I realize they can just print ballots anyway so my offer isn't worth shit.

They still need real names and addresses to make the whole thing look legit. You're Brazilian, you should know how it works