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Fake News General
- ebin namefag
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Consume product and get excited for next products. Also, include a completely unnecessary child gang bang in your most popular work because cocaine.
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Ah yes, the show of the dude that's just one year older than me but inexplicitly looks well over ten years older. A CNN show by a through and through partisan journo.
That's where you got those raw and invaluable takes about how the media works! Nothing but the straight dope. No spin to be seen there!
Boys, that must be it. He was just keeping it a bit too real. I bet CNN are already firing up the lawyer army to prevent his inevitable tell all book that'll blow the inner workings of TV journalism wide open!
The twist of IT should be been Pennywise transforming into Stephen King, as an evolution of a clown.
That's where you got those raw and invaluable takes about how the media works! Nothing but the straight dope. No spin to be seen there!
Boys, that must be it. He was just keeping it a bit too real. I bet CNN are already firing up the lawyer army to prevent his inevitable tell all book that'll blow the inner workings of TV journalism wide open!
The twist of IT should be been Pennywise transforming into Stephen King, as an evolution of a clown.
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Probably the only thing remotely interesting in that bore of a book. His only accomplishment was writing the short story that inspired Running Man.
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The Kubrick's Shining though.
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Do you mean the movie that King hated viscerally, because Kubrick didn't give a shit about his vision and changed the boring mess that the original story was for the better?
King then proceeded to write the screenplay for his adaptation of The Shining, a miniseries that sucked ass.
Every good adaptation of King's novels, like Carpenter's Christine, wasn't good because of his involvement, or because the novel was good the way it was.
And when he directed a horror himself, Maximum Overdrive was the result.
He also wrote a novel in which a kid is raped by a pedo who pretends to be a librarian or a "library inspector", and the description of the rape goes on for multiple pages.
Not even Cockslut would go that far (publicly).
His only decent novels are among the very short ones, like Graveyard Shift with the rats in the basement creating their own ecosystem of mutated variants, including giant armored ones and albino weasel-like ones.
Too bad that the movie adaptation sucked, and featured just one giant rubber monster.
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The greatest tragedy of King's legacy is that we'll never get an adaptation of It with the loli/shota gangbang.
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No, the greatest tragedy is that we'll never get a combination of The Stand, The Walking Dead and The Crossed.
It'd be very convenient to be able to point at it as the definitively worst thing ever created.
It'd be very convenient to be able to point at it as the definitively worst thing ever created.
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Wait 'till Disney buys those IPs. They'll probably get merged into the MCU multiverse at some point.
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