"But how loli are they? And will they call me 'oniichan'?"TheBilthCollector wrote: ↑Tue May 18, 2021 11:01 pm"Yeah yeah. They'll all be 10 outta 10 hotties. I swear on Allah's pinkie. Now put the vest on and start walking towards that police checkpoint."
The UK Is a Big Piece of Shit! More at Eleven
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da PAC Nigguh wrote: ↑Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:06 amShit like this is why satire is dead in currentyear.
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Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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For the last time I’m not reading your “My 72 Little Sisters in Heaven Can’t All Be Virgins?!” doujin!VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Wed May 19, 2021 10:31 am"But how loli are they? And will they call me 'oniichan'?"TheBilthCollector wrote: ↑Tue May 18, 2021 11:01 pm"Yeah yeah. They'll all be 10 outta 10 hotties. I swear on Allah's pinkie. Now put the vest on and start walking towards that police checkpoint."
send it to me on the secret discord
Weaponizing incels is kind of brilliant, it’d be like releasing a batch of Elliot Rodger clones into the wild and waiting for them to snap.
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Has the UK stopped being a piece of shit recently?
Oh dear, this entire thread. Some of the highlights:
OI GUV DO YOU 'AV A LOICENSE FOR THOSE ACTIVITIES?!
OI GUV! I SEE YOU 'AV EXCEEDED YOUR DAILY SUNLIGHT ALLOWANCE!
OI GUV! WE LITERALLY CAN'T CATCH THIS "NATIVE-BORN ENGLISHMAN" ARMED WITH A KNIFE AND RIDING A SCOOTER!
OI GUV! DO YOU 'AV A LOICENSE TO SAY YOU'RE ENGLISH?!
OI GUV! THIS PEACEFUL IMMIGRANT IN ENGAGING IN UNLOICENSED ACID ATTACKS OF PEACE IN LONDON! QUICKLY, TO THE CULTURAL SENSITIVY WORKSHOP WITH HIM!
ALERT! ALERT! CONFISCATE THOSE DANGEROUS BUTTERKNIVES , NOW!
This makes this Ben Garrison original extra, extra funny:
Oh dear, this entire thread. Some of the highlights:
OI GUV DO YOU 'AV A LOICENSE FOR THOSE ACTIVITIES?!
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Re: The UK Is a Big Piece of Shit! More at Eleven
You missed the one about the man arrested for brandishing bacon.
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At that point I'd have to highlight the entire thread. But every single tweet is absolutely surreal. And that's AFTER Brexit! The EU was really holding back the British authoritarianism against it's own people, wasn't it? It's not a joke, that's fucking reality.
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Yes and no. It varies wildly by police force.
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Mate, have you seen France? As bad as Britain is Frogland has managed to be much, much worse and their President is a big EJew devoteeLe Redditeur wrote: ↑Fri Jul 16, 2021 8:11 pmAt that point I'd have to highlight the entire thread. But every single tweet is absolutely surreal. And that's AFTER Brexit! The EU was really holding back the British authoritarianism against it's own people, wasn't it? It's not a joke, that's fucking reality.
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I'm just gonna pick my favorites, or we'd be here all day.
(But holy fuck, the fact that a "daily exercise allowance" is a thing is just bizarre.)
Probably traded allowance time from NEETsDefendants all exceeded their outdoor daily exercise allowance...
(But holy fuck, the fact that a "daily exercise allowance" is a thing is just bizarre.)
Because we all know the infection rate just skyrockets the further you move away from civlization.... often deliberately travelling to remote natural locations to avoid detection
*Knife attacker keeps escaping with e-scooter*
"Wut? U say you don't splash people with acid over here? Oh sheeeeeeaat!"*Cultural sensitivity workship for acid attacker*
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The butter knife one is my favourite. Police forces everywhere don't exactly hire the smartest guys but unironically calling the butter knives everyone has in their kitchen drawer a "large knife collection" leaves me in awe.
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