The UK Is a Big Piece of Shit! More at Eleven

[RAPEMAN]

Probably a woman or brown person.

Maybe that cocksucker Paki ruining London.

[McGinnis]

Maybe that cocksucker Paki ruining London.

He's Labour, so no

[RAPEMAN]

Maybe that cocksucker Paki ruining London.

He's Labour, so no

What a relief.

[Kugelfisch]

There's a wide selection of Pakis in London, though.

[McGinnis]

There's a wide selection of Pakis in London, though.

Very few running for Conservative Party leadership

[Kugelfisch]

They will find one. With inbreeding rates of UK Pakis over 80%, at least one will be around that doesn't know what party he ought to be in.
It's not like Boris set high standards in the intelligence department either. 60 IQ should suffice.

[McGinnis]

Well, whoever they find will be terrible so I'm not particularly invested.

Of course, they could introduce an open primary system which would allow the people to pick the next Tory party leader. But noo, they don't want the plebs to have a more representative form of government. They might pick Nigel Farage to run the country!

[Kugelfisch]

U wot? The paesentry to decide? Are you fuckin' mental, lad? It's gonna be good ol' Crown deciding wot's best for dem plebs as always, mate!
More CCTV, more knife control, more taxes and even less crumpets. As always in old Blightey.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Of course, they could introduce an open primary system which would allow the people to pick the next Tory party leader.

B-b-b-but muh tradition...

[Kama]

The changing face of Great Britain looks a lot like rape gangs