The UK Is a Big Piece of Shit! More at Eleven

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Re: The UK Is a Big Piece of Shit! More at Eleven

Post by Moe Bitches » Wed May 19, 2021 8:10 am

da PAC Nigguh wrote:
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Shit like this is why satire is dead in currentyear.

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Re: The UK Is a Big Piece of Shit! More at Eleven

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed May 19, 2021 10:31 am

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"Yeah yeah. They'll all be 10 outta 10 hotties. I swear on Allah's pinkie. Now put the vest on and start walking towards that police checkpoint."
"But how loli are they? And will they call me 'oniichan'?"
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Re: The UK Is a Big Piece of Shit! More at Eleven

Post by Old Black Man » Thu May 20, 2021 5:33 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed May 19, 2021 10:31 am
TheBilthCollector wrote:
Tue May 18, 2021 11:01 pm
"Yeah yeah. They'll all be 10 outta 10 hotties. I swear on Allah's pinkie. Now put the vest on and start walking towards that police checkpoint."
"But how loli are they? And will they call me 'oniichan'?"
For the last time I’m not reading your “My 72 Little Sisters in Heaven Can’t All Be Virgins?!” doujin!

send it to me on the secret discord

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Re: The UK Is a Big Piece of Shit! More at Eleven

Post by Le Redditeur » Fri Jul 16, 2021 7:46 pm

Has the UK stopped being a piece of shit recently?
Oh dear, this entire thread. Some of the highlights:

OI GUV DO YOU 'AV A LOICENSE FOR THOSE ACTIVITIES?!
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OI GUV! I SEE YOU 'AV EXCEEDED YOUR DAILY SUNLIGHT ALLOWANCE!
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OI GUV! WE LITERALLY CAN'T CATCH THIS "NATIVE-BORN ENGLISHMAN" ARMED WITH A KNIFE AND RIDING A SCOOTER!
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OI GUV! DO YOU 'AV A LOICENSE TO SAY YOU'RE ENGLISH?!
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OI GUV! THIS PEACEFUL IMMIGRANT IN ENGAGING IN UNLOICENSED ACID ATTACKS OF PEACE IN LONDON! QUICKLY, TO THE CULTURAL SENSITIVY WORKSHOP WITH HIM!
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ALERT! ALERT! CONFISCATE THOSE DANGEROUS BUTTERKNIVES , NOW!
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This makes this Ben Garrison original extra, extra funny:
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Re: The UK Is a Big Piece of Shit! More at Eleven

Post by Guest » Fri Jul 16, 2021 8:03 pm

You missed the one about the man arrested for brandishing bacon.

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Re: The UK Is a Big Piece of Shit! More at Eleven

Post by Le Redditeur » Fri Jul 16, 2021 8:11 pm

At that point I'd have to highlight the entire thread. But every single tweet is absolutely surreal. And that's AFTER Brexit! The EU was really holding back the British authoritarianism against it's own people, wasn't it? It's not a joke, that's fucking reality.

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Re: The UK Is a Big Piece of Shit! More at Eleven

Post by Guest » Fri Jul 16, 2021 8:15 pm

Yes and no. It varies wildly by police force.

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Re: The UK Is a Big Piece of Shit! More at Eleven

Post by Guest » Fri Jul 16, 2021 8:28 pm

Le Redditeur wrote:
Fri Jul 16, 2021 8:11 pm
At that point I'd have to highlight the entire thread. But every single tweet is absolutely surreal. And that's AFTER Brexit! The EU was really holding back the British authoritarianism against it's own people, wasn't it? It's not a joke, that's fucking reality.
Mate, have you seen France? As bad as Britain is Frogland has managed to be much, much worse and their President is a big EJew devotee

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Re: The UK Is a Big Piece of Shit! More at Eleven

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Jul 16, 2021 8:39 pm

I'm just gonna pick my favorites, or we'd be here all day.
Defendants all exceeded their outdoor daily exercise allowance...
Probably traded allowance time from NEETs :lol:

(But holy fuck, the fact that a "daily exercise allowance" is a thing is just bizarre.)
... often deliberately travelling to remote natural locations to avoid detection
Because we all know the infection rate just skyrockets the further you move away from civlization.
*Knife attacker keeps escaping with e-scooter*
*Cultural sensitivity workship for acid attacker*
"Wut? U say you don't splash people with acid over here? Oh sheeeeeeaat!"
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Re: The UK Is a Big Piece of Shit! More at Eleven

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Jul 17, 2021 6:57 pm

The butter knife one is my favourite. Police forces everywhere don't exactly hire the smartest guys but unironically calling the butter knives everyone has in their kitchen drawer a "large knife collection" leaves me in awe.
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