Dead Horse Interchange

But that makes the inevitable penetration all the more rewarding.

RedLine wrote: ↑

Wed Jul 20, 2022 2:29 pm

Seems like a lot of theater just to fuck someone in the ass.

It's more than just a lifestyle, you wouldn't understand.

Did you know there's a lame IRL knockoff of Harry Potter's favorite pastime Quidditch?
Well, not anymore. It's been rebranded to Quadball because Rowling is a vile TERF.
Okay, it was probably because Warner Bros. was threatening to sue them over naming their sport after one of their trademarks, seeing how the she-devil named Rowling has showed her true colors years ago, but it never hurts to signal some virtue I guess.

So why do I even bring this up in this thread? Because The Sport Formerly Known As Quidditch prides itself with being one of the most diverse and progressive sports around.

>co-ed teams
>7 players on the field
>of the 6 non-Seeker players, a maximum of 4 are allowed to identify as the same gender

I'd bet good money that the winning move for a Quidditch Quadball championship is to have 6 dudes on the field, of which at least 2 swear that they totally identify as something else

Though this gender rule raises a few questions:

• Are agender players not counted as anything, or does agender count as a gender?
• Do they have to count genderfluid players as everything, lest the player changes his gender mid-game and causes the team to break the gender rule?

And with the name change, they'll continue to play Quidditch while pretending they're not playing Quidditch. Seems deeply symbolic of the queer condition, don't ya think?

You'd think being named "Quadball," it'd imply some form of foreplay involving grabbing each other's testicles to some degree (possibly 4 at a time). It's current year after all. Do they not want to be inclusive for every single form of sexual deviance for brownie points, like that S&M dog-walker in office right now?

When they try to make Mad Max Football more in line with modern sensibilities there will be blood, I tell you, BLOOD!

Do they still run around with a stick between their legs for even less of a reason now?

wulfenlord wrote: ↑

Thu Jul 21, 2022 3:45 pm

When they try to make Mad Max Football more in line with modern sensibilities there will be blood, I tell you, BLOOD!

A better sport than J.K. Trannykiller has ever come up with, for sure.

The real problem of Quitbitch is that you need to be able to fly and a flying ball to actually play it.
That people tried anyway instead of just playing field hockey is further proof of fandom being for retards.

That's why Rollerball will always be the superior sport. The fiction which introduced it featured games played in full IRL by real athletes (the best stunt men in the world at that time.)

Also gave us Speedball 2: Brutal Deluxe, the best Amiga sport game that wasn't Sensible World of Soccer.