Germany aka Krautland

[mad bum]

>NOOOOOOOOO YOU MUST SAY IT'S A LITRE

[Le Redditeur]

The crisis on the European gas market could lead to reduced production of toilet paper in Germany, according to Martin Krengel, chairman of the nation’s paper industry association, Die Papierindustrie, RT reported.

Kek. You krauts really won't get a single moment of respite from now on, will you?

[mad bum]

They'll tell you how much of a nothing burger this all is while they freeze to death because they have to shit in the woods.

[ebin namefag]

Never get between a Germ and his shit. This is where it ends.

[Kugelfisch]

>NOOOOOOOOO YOU MUST SAY IT'S A LITRE

Again, and read carefully this time, gas goes by weight, not volume.

And yes, it's going to be a big whole of nothing, mark my words. This is just globos trying to make companies panic buy solar junk.

[Le Redditeur]

I think the "gas" tictac mentioned is gasoline, not natural gas.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

You Burgers are just obtuse on purpose. Why use a shorthand for gasoline that sounds exactly like a totally different kind of fuel?

The crisis on the European gas market could lead to reduced production of toilet paper in Germany, according to Martin Krengel, chairman of the nation’s paper industry association, Die Papierindustrie, RT reported.

Kek. You krauts really won't get a single moment of respite from now on, will you?

Jokes on you, back when Covid first hit every Kraut bought enough toilet paper to stack it up to the roof.

[wulfenlord]

Bongs aren't better with their shortening of Petroleum.

Did I get the wrong memo? We weren't supposed to stack up on scat porn?

[McGinnis]

Who the hell calls it petroleum in regular, casual conversation, wulfie? Besides, at least with 'petrol' you know what the hell is being talked about

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The cryptocurrency from Venezuela?