Germany aka Krautland

[RAPEMAN]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5wJJ5Ycg55M

A funny YouTube short where Crowder causes a German to meltdown. Anyway to post YouTube shorts in the future?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Anyway to post YouTube shorts in the future?

You just need to copy-paste the video id into a proper YT video url (since these shorts are just regular videos with a shittier default player).


Wait, did that bitch just suggest you can be racist against white people ?!

[Poonoo]

I'm assuming she is from Berlin.

[McGinnis]

I'm assuming she is from Berlin.

Or the East?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

East Berlin, then.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

So recent drama around a potential reform of our Krautian citizenship applications ('cause apparently we really need 60+ year old "Germans" who can't actually speak German) also comes with the newest sequel to the eternal problem that has plagued Krautland for decades: Just how can we attract more qualified Untermenschen?

It's like some Groundhog Day shit, since this always follows the same formular:

1. "We should make Germany more attractive to foreign skilled employees. Our current system is too clunky and shitty. Also something something skilled worker shortage"
2. "Why don't we rip off other countries that do it better?"
3. "I hear Canada has the bestest system for this. It's like a points system or something *cue German news article educating us about the glorious Cucknadian points system*"
4. ???
5. Nothing substantial changes, come back in a few years when we're back to step 1

[Kugelfisch]

Naturally, the nonsense starts immediately with the starting argument of the left, proposing that skilled workers may enter even for a job outside of their profession.

Not stupid enough? Then listen to the example given:
"An engineer may immigrate even if they are applying as a server and the other way around."

The other way around? Since when is a server a qualified worker?

[rabidtictac]

If there's one thing the first world west needs, it's more people crowding in to take unskilled labor and entry level work.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Democray triumphs once more as the proper authorities uncovered a Reichsbürger plot for a coup d'état.
Instead of a dozen or a so chucklefucks in a chat group fantasizing about how they can totally take over Germany, it was 50 or so chucklefucks.
Including a couple ex-soldiers.
Some fat judge lady who people have already tried to oust due to her ties with the AFD.
And some 70-year-old "prince" who is apparently some big shot in the Reichsbürger community because he's from a former noble family and thinks he should still have the privileges German nobles had, like, three government types ago (only one of which - the current one - being not recognized by Reichsbürger).

What triggers me the most is that they had plans to make their "prince" the "regent" of their glorious new government. I have no idea if he wanted to become Kaiser or king, which leaves me with no good excuse to include this song:


(Looks a bit like Spoony, now that I think about it)

[rabidtictac]

3000 cops deployed to arrest 50 people, and they only succeeded in capturing half of them. Noice.