Germany aka Krautland

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

So what will that be called, I wonder? 2.5G+?

[RAPEMAN]

I had no idea Germany was pushing a third shot. The booster has yet to become mandatory in Canada. I'm sure in the spring we'll have a "new" vaccine for this variant.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They've been pushing it since everyone else has started, first only for the elderly ofc.
Though this is especially stupid since we're still waiting for vaccines that actually help against Omnimon.

[RAPEMAN]

I think the irony must have been lost in translation.

[Guest]

Subtlety? What the fuck is That!?!

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I wonder how this is supposed to convince anyone that the vax is your friend after all, especially so far into this pandemic.

"Jaah, it iz time to go to anozer Querdenker demonstration. I hope I can bash in zome police skulls!"

*watches sheep in formation*

"GIVE ME ALL ZE NEEDLES! I DON'T EVEN CARE WHAT IZ INSIDE OF ZEM. JUST STAB ME ALREADY!"

I think the irony must have been lost in translation.

"Wake up, sheeple" isn't really a thing here.
Not that it needs to, what with the Deutsche Michel around (the OG Germany-tan who is much more accurate than the one from Hetalia).

EDIT: Our new government has fucked up once again. They've cut down quarantine time like everywhere else (because that's the new hip thing to do) without mentioning when excatly this will take effect, leading to several people throwing a temper tantrum because they assumed their quarantine was already over.

[Kugelfisch]

Boy, who would've thought an even more leftist government could be worse?

[RAPEMAN]

Boy, who would've thought an even more leftist government could be worse?

White people, apparently.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Apparently my country now basically has a Ministry of Queerness or something UwU

[Le Redditeur]

That's a proud German tradition since the times of the SA.