God Emperor Megathread (Trump and his presidency)

[Le Redditeur]

Does the GOP even have anyone running right now?

Does the DNC?

[Old Black Man]

Does the GOP even have anyone running right now?

Does the DNC?

No one would dare contend against Sloppy Joe, that’d make them hypocrites.

[Le Redditeur]

I mean, as much as Drunpf is being dragged to court to not be able to campaign, Biden's corpse also is being barred from campaigning by his own loose bowels. So it's kinda like there is no one running.

[Old Black Man]

I just don’t want Kameltoe Harris getting presidency and being muh first woman president by default, as much as I’d like Biden to die shitting himself.

[Le Redditeur]

Though shit, unless the GOP gets its shit together (and you know they won't, they're a bunch of loser cucks), Madam President will be a 2025 reality.

[Old Black Man]

So long as it ends like this.

[CuckTurdginson]

I’m not convinced Biden will even win. Interest rates are unlikely to cool until after the election - but I could see him slaughtering sand niggers in exchange for not getting 25th amendmented.

[Old Black Man]

Can the broken economy be repaired? I miss being able to buy stuff.

[rabidtictac]

No.

What are they gonna do? Print more money? Force corporations to stop price gouging? NOT send trillions of dollars to foreign powers who hate us?

[Old Black Man]

Guess I’ll be eating bug jerky for the rest of my life.