The (((Chosen People)))'s Shenanigans

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Re: The (((Chosen People)))'s Shenanigans

Post by RAPEMAN » Sun Jan 29, 2023 2:07 pm

AdorableOtter wrote:
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Mudslims are really retarded for not uniting to fight against Chompers, they should know better than getting divided & conquered.
They were never united. All caliphs were ethnic empires. Even today the same everlasting struggle of Arabs vs. Persians vs. Turks continues. The levant is a huge disaster zone because all three countries want some. Islam is the only thing uniting these people and they all practice Islam differently. Arabs are pompous backstabbers who see themselves as the true ethnic successors of Muhammad, Persians are still ass-blasted hillbilly desert people destroyed their Sassanid empire, an empire that could hold its self against Rome, and Turks are entitled pricks that think they have the inherent right to own the planet and kill everyone who are not Turk - i.e. Mongolians.
Muhammad would be sad if he was alive.
Muhammad died before Islam expanded into the north east. It was of internal debate after his death if they should expand Islam outside the Arab tribes, but at the end of the day, Abu Bakr knew Islam could only remain strong if they were perpetually fighting kefir and plundering the infidel.
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Sun Jan 29, 2023 8:14 am
I mean, Lawrence of Arabia came to understand the folly of thinking Arabs can unite.
My favorite part of that whole film is when some Muslim zealot damaged the power grid to Damascus and all the Arab tribes started fighting amongst each other, one Arab even having the gull to demand the British to fix their technology for them. Perfect analogy for the Arab line of thinking.
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Re: The (((Chosen People)))'s Shenanigans

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Jan 30, 2023 4:12 pm

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Muhammad died before Islam expanded into the north east. It was of internal debate after his death if they should expand Islam outside the Arab tribes, but at the end of the day, Abu Bakr knew Islam could only remain strong if they were perpetually fighting kefir and plundering the infidel.
He never existed in the first place.
Islam is a product of Arabian Christians thinking the trinity is peak bullshit and wanting their own chosen one.
So they just made Jesus more Arabian and then the kaliphs retconned the absolute shit out of history and made anything to the contrary haram.
Muhammad is just a title, not a name. It's barely mentioned even in the Qumran, as opposed to Jesus and especially Mary.
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Post by RAPEMAN » Mon Jan 30, 2023 4:51 pm

I don't necessarily believe in Muhammad's existence either. I'm just following the lore.
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Re: The (((Chosen People)))'s Shenanigans

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Jan 30, 2023 8:09 pm

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I don't necessarily believe in Muhammad's existence either. I'm just following the lore.
Why follow mudshit lore? Do you believe the lost prophet will climb out of that well, too?
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Re: The (((Chosen People)))'s Shenanigans

Post by RAPEMAN » Mon Jan 30, 2023 8:29 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Mon Jan 30, 2023 8:09 pm
RAPEMAN wrote:
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I don't necessarily believe in Muhammad's existence either. I'm just following the lore.
Why follow mudshit lore? Do you believe the lost prophet will climb out of that well, too?
No, he just stated Muhammad would be sad and I just stated the Arab expansion happened after his "supposed" death. 'Off my nuts, fedora.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Jan 30, 2023 8:32 pm

Or what? You're going to send a golem after me? You likely believe in those as well.
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Post by RAPEMAN » Mon Jan 30, 2023 10:04 pm

Don't make me contact my Rabbi. You won't like that.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Feb 04, 2023 8:33 am

Shouldn't have said the black kid started it. That will be his undoing.
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