The One True Way (Religion General)

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Re: The One True Way (Religion General)

Post by Le Redditeur » Tue Aug 31, 2021 9:07 pm

Moe Bitches wrote:
Tue Aug 31, 2021 8:09 pm
That Rapture is taking its sweet [redacted] time.
That's how end of the world prophecies work. Abloo bloo one of these days surely everything will end and muh kike on a stick will come back to pass his Shlomo judgement on everyone.

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Re: The One True Way (Religion General)

Post by Guest » Tue Aug 31, 2021 9:21 pm

Le Redditeur wrote:
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That's how end of the world prophecies work. Abloo bloo one of these days surely everything will end and muh kike on a stick will come back to pass his Shlomo judgement on everyone.
See also: global warming

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Re: The One True Way (Religion General)

Post by Le Redditeur » Tue Aug 31, 2021 9:23 pm

That's the scientists taking a page from the Rabbi Yeshua's followers and creating their own pseudo-scientific doom cult. In common, the Jewery behind both.

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Re: The One True Way (Religion General)

Post by Guest » Wed Sep 01, 2021 4:00 am

Moe Bitches wrote:
Tue Aug 31, 2021 8:09 pm
That Rapture is taking its sweet ass time.
Literally not even scripture, which is the funniest part.

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Re: The One True Way (Religion General)

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Sep 01, 2021 6:20 am

Guest wrote:
Wed Sep 01, 2021 4:00 am
Moe Bitches wrote:
Tue Aug 31, 2021 8:09 pm
That Rapture is taking its sweet ass time.
Literally not even scripture, which is the funniest part.
Neither is the fiery Hell everyone imagines and that's stopped nobody. Or the classic baby Jesus crib scene with the ox one sees in front of churches around Christmas, which is from a non-canonical Evangelium.
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Re: The One True Way (Religion General)

Post by Guest » Wed Sep 01, 2021 7:41 am

The Abrahamic Lore and everything surrounding it has been rewriten so many times that Christian, Judaist, and Muslim are all meaningless phrases.

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Re: The One True Way (Religion General)

Post by Moe Bitches » Wed Sep 01, 2021 4:31 pm

When I was at a Christian school for most of grade school, I heard shit like animals don't have souls and might not go to heaven and how heaven has all these set rules, like you can eat in heaven and never become full or you either stay the same age or you never age. Where is that shit in the Bibble?
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Re: The One True Way (Religion General)

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Sep 01, 2021 9:07 pm

That's just a keikau of the church, promising an eternal utopia if you consoom their product.
The old Mesopotamian had a much better idea: make the most out of your earthly life 'cause the afterlife is boring as shit. Put of course dem Abrahamics only stole stuff like the Deluge :roll:
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Re: The One True Way (Religion General)

Post by Guest » Fri Sep 03, 2021 7:19 pm

The bible doesn't really make mention of much of anything pertaining to the afterlife. On any side. Purgatory is cool fanfiction but not much else. There really isn't any evidence of a fiery hell (I believe there's actually something about a place where the darkness is so deep it physically hurts?), different depictions of heaven abound and change based on the person and culture they come from. Not to mention how many grifters have come out and admitted to lying about visions of heaven.

You'll blow some people's minds when you show them that it's quite evident that YHWH is actually one of many ancient israeli gods and some dude got upset when he found a scroll that said YHWH was mad at them and shifted them to be monotheistic. You'll also blow their minds when you show them the many references to things like the hydra and other various mythological beasts and beings that wouldn't be out of place in a cthulhu story. But white Jesus is comfortable so that's all we talk about.

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Re: The One True Way (Religion General)

Post by Guest » Fri Sep 03, 2021 8:08 pm

But Jebus isn't white.

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